Fun old topic.

[Martin the warrior]

found this while foolin around.
By: pikepaw. ...i think...

Ok here's some questions I'm making up from the top of my head.  Answer them or die!

1.  If you were trapped in a room with Richard Simmons,  would you,
A. Run away screaming
B. Dance with him
C. Shake your booty
D. Kill him
E. Throw some moldy cheese in his face

2.  If you were an animal from Redwall, what animal would you be?

3.  If for some reason you decided to be a mime for the rest of your life, would you:

A. Have your best friend shoot you
B. Be the best mime in the world
C. Throw moldy cheese in someone's face

4. If you won a game show and won 5 million dollars, what would you buy?

5. If you were forced to answer a bunch of stupid questions, what nasty food would you throw in the person's face that asked you to answer the questions?

[Gen. Volkov]

1. If I'm not allowed to kill myself, then D.

2. No clue.

3. A.

4. Guns. Many guns. That floated around my head, controlled by murder thoughts.

5. Rotten Asparagus

[Briar]

1.  Moldy cheese option
2. Otter
3.  Still like the moldy cheese idea
4. too many things to list, but I would more than likely use it to fund my excavation (you would be shocked at how much running one costs.
5.  those rotten eggs people eat in SW Asia. They are black and look like Jello, but smell horrid.

[Gorak]

1. I would kill him with moldy cheese
2. I never read RWL books
3. C. everyday
4. I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you
5. I would piss in a tub of rotten cottage cheese and throw that in your face

[Martin the warrior]

1. I would kill him with moldy cheese
2. I never read RWL books
3. C. everyday
4. I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you
5. I would piss in a tub of rotten cottage cheese and throw that in your face

:o
take note: I did not ask these questions it was pikepaw!

[Gen. Volkov]

So? You brought it back up from being safely dead. Therefore you are a viable target.

[Martin the warrior]

 :o :o :o :o :o im soooooo happy i didnt tell anyone my street adress......