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[Dead Eye]

 I will continue it too! I will find a newb, and claim him for myself!

[guardians of night]

 Dead Eye, you are already a newb, so you can claim yourself!  :lol:  

[Dead Eye]

 Who still thinks i am a newb? i have over 250 posts, i stopped spamming, and i type full words. how am i still a newb?

[guardians of night]

 Well for starters, you don't capitalize your I's. You're always complaining. People will add on to this for me. I gotta go.  

[Dead Eye]

 Oh no! I never make my I capitalized! I am such a newb!

[guardians of night]

 Yes, you are. Very much still. You also forgot that you complain to much, which you happen to be doing very well right now.

[RazorClaw]

 YOU also forgot the definition of TO.

To: A word describing where a noun or pronoun goes. 2 A word used to define to whom the direct object is being presented.

Two: The second number

Too: Also EXAMPLE: Can Shael come to Mossflower too?
This is post-warring, and it is extremely annoying. Here's a tip:
DON'T MAKE SPELLING ERRORS WHILE YELLING AT SOMEONE ELSE FOR MAKING SPELLING/GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.

[calria]

 I have to say that I consider guardians of night way more of a newb than Dead Eye is. Dead Eye generally has something constructive, or at least not babyishly nitpickey, to say in his posts.

[Abby The Rat]

 And caps, oh dear man.

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 *Claims Dead Eye as a newb* YAY!  I got my first newb!

[Dead Eye]

 Tis hard to claim some one who is not a newb. I wish to be free. So in exchange of me I give you Guardians of Night. A bigger newb than me. Claim him, and give me back to the free forums!

[Abby The Rat]

 Yes,  Guardians of Night still does act like a newbie.

Oh, and I've already claimed everybody, did anyone read that?

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 *Releases Dead Eye in exchange for Guardians of the Night*  Oh well, still got a newb!

[Dead Eye]

 I'm free! I'm free!

*runs into a tree*

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 *picks up Dead Eye's body and takes him to a dungeon*  I got another newb!! :D