The Fun Revealing

[Retto]

 Okay. I decided...eh, I'm going to reveal my many secret hordes. If I can remember them all.

Normal: The Great, Scary Army of Nathan (#81)[DEAD]
This was fun. It's a bit of a steal of a name from the old server, but I liked it, so I adapted. Lessie...Playing this was fun. I got high, got messed up, got fed up, and adapted into a very very bouncy strategy. I recall ending my attacks with this one by taking a lot of acres from someone, dropping them all, then spending the next three days giving espionage reports of quite a few people in the top ten (Most of Josh's accounts), to Ragefur and Azeroth along with Hope and Yamir, until they got added to the list of people who I gave out espionages of, because they told.

Eventually. I got fed up. And killed it.

Normal: Sunset-Picture Coaster of Doom (#509)
Super. This is a living account. I don't know exactly how much effort is going into it, but I think its cool...originally, it was just to see what I could do in 649 turns (199 turns in protection, and the 450 turns I could store after), but eventually I built up...and then I joined LL, and things only got better.

TSR: Vengeful Sousaphone (#31)
Well, I really signed up to just look at what Beatles was doing with this, and help him out with coding. I have to admit, I'm still a bit perturbed that you haven't managed to fix it from being the same nav and stuff as Duel. But eh. I built up (hah) a mouse army, right? And then realized it was very very bad to have a mouse army, but built it up the same anyway, and have attacked people with it to get high. It's been interesting.

Orcrist. Sorry about that. I had a great deal of fun in almost killing you (over 100 consecutive single handed attacks, everyone. Quite exciting), and I expect that, if you can, you will massacre me unless I kill you first. EDIT: WHEE. I killed you!

Turbo: Iraq (#50)
Where I perfect being a HPR. I'll post a tutorial or something, but quite a few people (NY Invaders, Blood Wake, Undead Knights, Vilu Daskar) have found me to be the #1 best source for land. I'm proud to say: It's all food. And you can't steal it. Mwahaha.

Yes...I've attacked quite a few people, and am enjoying the irony. I'm enjoying it immensely, especially with New York Invaders. Too bad the United States of America isn't on the turbo server...But NY comes close.

I also enjoyed shouting anti-war slogans at the first few people who attacked me. Highest rank has been about 6, I believe. I do not know why I cannot attack you, Something Somewhere (#60), or Wolf Bite (#85). I will, though. I will get through those defenses someday! heh....


Hmm. That seems to be it. Only 4 secret hordes. All top 10, though. Venge has gotten to rank 3, Iraq to 6, Nathan to 5, and Sunset to 8, I believe. Whee! So what do you think? Surprised, frightened?

[~>John<~]

 Glad, since I didnt know Sun-set was u retto....heh heh, recruiting u was the best thing I ever did

[RazorClaw]

 Ah, Iraq. I attacked you before Bush did, and had fun too. :D

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 Retto I'm sorry for attacking you on the Turbo server!  I'm Vilu Daskar.  And I'm glad your in LL, cause I'm The Blue Hordes of Ungatt Trunn...

P.S.  If you want you can have your land back, just attack me with skiffs or something (but not Rats  :D )

[Trident]

 Retto aka mr.multi.  Good thing you were Iraq because I beat the tar out of him/

[Menatus]

 I think Deran-Jed was 21, and Revolution was somewhere in the 500s...541 or something. I saw that there were NO offensive attacks with Sunset and that confused me.

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 Yes, I would expect a maker of the game to be ruthless, just because he knows all of the secrets...

[The Lady Shael]

 Well, he DID become Emperor on two non-admin accounts...I attacked you a couple times (maybe more than a couple) on your Nathan account Retto....just letting you know....lol....in case you didn't.

And United States of America is my irl friend, Retto, he's just learning how to play, don't murder him too viciously...I sent him A LOT of aid too, no, not a lot of money, don't think of stealing either. Don't try to stomple anyone in that clan...

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 LOL..Shael, it would be funny if Retto murdered you in the game...

[RazorClaw]

 But still, I thought that Bush would attack Iraq before anyone else did. And I'm not sorry! I liked the land!!!!!!!!1

[Badrang the Tyrant]

But still, I thought that Bush would attack Iraq before anyone else did. And I'm not sorry! I liked the land!!!!!!!!1

*Claims Razorclaw again for his multiple exclmation marks!*

[Fenix]

 HAH! You only told them because I found out that they were your accounts; )
It's all because he made an error , and it sent a message from Nathan from one of his other accounts.  I knew about all the other accounts, too... Even Iraq ( I found this out after awhile, though...took some deciding, but I know retto rpetty well now...)]


BTW - i think revolution of valiant light was #58...3?

[Deathclaw]

 Yes, I'm glad Retto is in LL. We will prosper and demolish all in our way!

I had some problems with The Great, Scary Army of Nathan, but nothing too big.

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 So am I...

[Holby]

 I'm not...

(See, that's the sort of spam we have to put up with here half the time! It drives me nuts!)