Arriving

Aqualis · July 31, 2008, 08:49:07 PM

I rode through smoke and fire and burnt the hair off my right arm to get here. I jumped railroad track and ran from the police to get here.

Y'all better be worth it.

my life sounds so much more interesting in writing

Anyways, I thought there were to many topics about leaving.

~ Aqualis, powered by ice cream

Shadow · July 31, 2008, 08:54:44 PM

tell us the story of your epic journey here in more detail

Aqualis · July 31, 2008, 09:14:24 PM

Hay wagon burst into flame in front of me while on my bike. I pulled over to see if I could help, but the driver was already on his phone, so I went back to my bike. By this time flames and smoke are billowing across both lanes. I hop on, fire it up, and blast through, singeing the exposed hair on my right arm as I went. Probably scared the crap out of the guy driving the mini-van on the other side, too.

Heavy traffic on my way home from work one day.The road clears up in front of me for about two hundred feet leading up to a mildly rough rail crossing. I accelerate to seventy or so and catch some air then have to slam on my brakes to avoid running into the vehicle in front of me.

As for the cop, turns out he wasn't chasing me.

RazorClaw · July 31, 2008, 09:20:02 PM

Aqualis is an Emperor of Ice Cream!

/nerdyjoke.exe

You picked a rotten time to come back, I'm just leaving.

Aqualis · July 31, 2008, 09:32:22 PM

I'd never thought I'd say this, but ... Razorcube, it was something you said that inspired me to write this (and anything else I may post tonight). It was your clever leaving topic that did it.

Don't let it go to your head. I'd hate to have to bring you down again. :P

RazorClaw · August 01, 2008, 08:38:59 PM

so, because I said I was leaving, you decided to come back? XD Thanks?

Aqualis · August 02, 2008, 03:59:44 PM

If that's the way you choose to look at it, then so be it.

Reading over my previous post, I honestly did not meant to call you razorcube. Apparently it's just habit now.

RazorClaw · August 03, 2008, 08:38:20 PM

Quote from: Aqualis on August 02, 2008, 03:59:44 PM
If that's the way you choose to look at it, then so be it.

Reading over my previous post, I honestly did not meant to call you razorcube. Apparently it's just habit now.

a) I choose to look at it as your being afraid that Shadow was stealing your lover. :P

b) I hate you. XD

Shadow · August 03, 2008, 09:15:00 PM

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a) I choose to look at it as your being afraid that Shadow was stealing your lover. :P

wait, what?

RazorClaw · August 04, 2008, 11:27:43 AM

Quote from: Shadow on August 03, 2008, 09:15:00 PM
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a) I choose to look at it as your being afraid that Shadow was stealing your lover. :P

wait, what?

from my leaving thread. :P

Shadow · August 04, 2008, 11:32:31 AM

oh, hehe

Aqualis · August 04, 2008, 05:29:02 PM

:o

maybe i should go and actually read that thread ...

RazorClaw · August 06, 2008, 02:39:34 PM

Quote from: Aqualis on August 04, 2008, 05:29:02 PM
:o

maybe i should go and actually read that thread ...

You lied to me!

You aren't actually my girlfriend, are you...?

Gorak · August 08, 2008, 06:47:31 PM

No, he's mine

...

I mean she

...

I mean ...

SHUT UP!!!

You're not my real mom!

RazorClaw · August 08, 2008, 10:45:56 PM

Quote from: Gorak on August 08, 2008, 06:47:31 PM
No, he's mine

...

I mean she

...

I mean ...

SHUT UP!!!

You're not my real mom!

No, but like your real mom, I was in bed with me last night. HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!