I am the King.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

As of now, I rule everything. You, your family, your possessions, the air you breath, everything. All who defy me will be attacked by a super massive, ultra trained army of feral cats that all have rabies, have been genetically modified, and carry super lasers. If that fails then expect a barrage of H-bombs to strike your house.

A new age has begun. A new order has risen. All fear the second stage of the U.S.S.R.

We are the One eyed Wonder Weasels!

Join me to get infinite power, but rebel and see what death feels like.  

[Ungatt Trunn II]

*Prepares feral cats and H-bombs.* 


-ಯಳಭಏ।ಠ

[Ungatt Trunn II]

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[Saladin]

YOU ARE NOT KING!!! I AM!

SUBMIT OR I WILL SPAM THIS WITH SMILEY FACES, SLOWING YOUR LOAD TIME!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

FEAR MY MIGHTIEST WARRIOR: MASI OKA!




*Will call off Masi Oka for co-kingship*

[Saladin]

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NO BINARY FOR YOU!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Ew... I won't give you co kingship. But I will give you the position of Googeldecaplexian star general, how's that sound? You control my army!

[Saladin]

I AM THE WALRUS! GOOB GOOB GA JOOB!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

ﮜﺊﮮﮊﮄﭐﮰﯗﮄﮥוֹ!

[Saladin]

Ew... I won't give you co kingship. But I will give you the position of Googeldecaplexian star general, how's that sound? You control my army!

NO CO-KINGSHIP? THEN FEEL MY SPAM!

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[Ungatt Trunn II]

FOOLISH ONE. TIME TO UNDO THE CLOSING ACT. I WILL NOW SEND OFF THE V3 BOMB. IT'S TIME WE RESET THIS SICK GAME, STARTING AT ZERO. COUNTRIES, BOUNDARIES, ALL WILL BE ERASED. A NEW ORDER WILL BEGIN. WE WILL RESTART WITH A WORLD WITHOUT BOUNDARIES. WARS, ARGUMENTS, ALL WILL BE GONE. THE MINDLESS POLITICIANS WILL BE DEAD, AND I WILL BE THERE TO TAKE THE THRONE!

Turns to nearby feral cat and tells him to initiate the launch sequence.

FEEL THE WRATH OF UNGATT TRUNN II!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAA!

[Saladin]

    YOUR RABID FERAL CATS STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY ARMY OF HUMANS WITH 7.62MM GUNS!!!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

*You feel a large amount of heat, and then a flash blinds you. You, for a split second here a bang that then becomes too loud to even hear. You run for a bunker, but it is futile. You are dead.

[Shadow]

All who defile me

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[Ungatt Trunn II]

All who defile me

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It doesn't matter! I rule everything! I can change any word to be spelled as I wish!

[Saladin]

YOU MAY BE KING, BUT I AM EMPEROR, AND AS SUCH, DENOUNCE YOU FROM BEING KING!!!