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[CobyCopper]

"Oh God, he is spamming everywhere! Mayday! This is Lieutenant Ash on Terran Patrol wing Gamma, Three Niner, reporting... Taken heavy damage! Requesting immediate fighter cover and rescue. Come in anybody!"

"Mayday! Requesting immediate assistance! Anyone, please!"

"Barely receiving you, Gamma Three Niner. This is Terran Outpost Riviera responding. What is your situation?"

"Oh thank God! Our wing was ambushed - we didn't have a chance! I'm sure he is tracking me."

"Calm down, sir. Who attacked you? Was it the Vasudans?"

"Vasudans were killed too. He spammed in every thread!"

"Sir, you have to calm down. You were attacked by Vasudans, is that true?"

"No, NO! We were in a thread back in The Pub, and he just came out of nowhere and spammed everywhere!"

"WHO came out of nowhere, pilot?"

"I--I don't know. He wasn't Vasudan, and he wasn't Terran or Shivan. Oh God, he is this death-black spammer-"

"P - pilot..."

"...and he spammed like..."

"Pilot!"

..".and his words were too much. He wasted everyone!"

"Pilot, sit tight! We're sending a recovery Admin or Moderator right now."

"Send OTHER SPAMMERS! I--I know he's reading my last posts. Send everything you have now!"

"Sir, I don't have anyone else viewing this board. You're home free. It's going to be all right!"

"No, it isn't! You don't understand! You weren't there!"

"I can feel him following me!"

"Oh my God! I'm dead! We're all dead!"

"Picking up unknown post signatures..."

"Scramble the spammers!"

"It's too late! Oh God!"

"What the hell is that MT and that I?"

"Aaaaaaaaaahhh!"

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