Confessions

Started by Firetooth, April 09, 2008, 11:28:48 AM

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Firetooth

Please post the confession of the worst thing you have done in your lfe here, mines pretty bad, so please be prepared,  can't live with myself after it, you;ll never know me as the same person again

A few days ago I was at a party, and I was given a Jammy Doder (which I called Jammy, suits him, huh?) but then...|*sobs openly* I ate him! *sobs some more*

So all you friends of Jammy, you mcvities, chocolate fingers and *sniffeles* JAMMY DODGERS, please accept my appolgy!

...dont know why I posted this even though i ate a jammy dodger...i was bored...now my brother keeps calling me a murdered

lol :D
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Death

I shot the deputy and blamed Bob Marley.

Firetooth

Quote from: Death on April 09, 2008, 11:36:38 AM
I shot the deputy and blamed Bob Marley.
Eating a jammy dodger is worse :P
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Gorak

I always thought I could only fit 2 bodies in my trunk
but I recently found out, I can fit 7 if I cut them into small enough pieces first.
Victory without honour, is more shameful then defeat.

windhound

I took that last sheet of toilet paper and didn't replace the roll.
A Goldfish has an attention span of 3 seconds...  so do I
~ In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded ~
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Faerd

*Inserting song quote that has absolutely no refference to my life in now*

"IIII shot the sheeeriiiif! But I did not shoot the deputy..."
"7/5th's of the world's populace do not understand fractions. 48% of all statistics are wrong"

"Because my Reality-Defining-Gun says so..."

~Faerd, Rhubarb of Randomness

Firetooth

Quote from: windhound on April 09, 2008, 01:41:46 PM
I took that last sheet of toilet paper and didn't replace the roll.
Thats so tragic! :'(
Killing Jammy is still worse!
Quote from: Faerd on April 09, 2008, 07:51:07 PM
*Inserting song quote that has absolutely no refference to my life in now*

"IIII shot the sheeeriiiif! But I did not shoot the deputy..."
Yaeh I shot the deputy ;)
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Sharptooh

well I.............. crossed off the forum page without logging out... I know it's bad :'(
lol

Gorak

I once "forgot" to take my "special pill"
and then thought my neighbor was trying to resurrect the KGB, so I sent him an envelope full of talcum powder with a note saying it was anthrax and that all commies shall suffer
Victory without honour, is more shameful then defeat.

Sharptooh

Any more confessions?

Faerd

I confess! This thread is pointless!
"7/5th's of the world's populace do not understand fractions. 48% of all statistics are wrong"

"Because my Reality-Defining-Gun says so..."

~Faerd, Rhubarb of Randomness

Firetooth

I know faerd!I confess to making it! :'(
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Sharptooh

Quote from: Firetooth on April 11, 2008, 11:56:49 AM
I know faerd!I confess to making it! :'(
!
Yeah kind of a pointless thread

Gorak

that's why it's in the spa room
Victory without honour, is more shameful then defeat.

Gen. Volkov

OK, OK, I confess, I shot JFK! I was the man on the Grassy Knoll!

(For any CIA or FBI analysts reading this, that was a joke, I am 23 years old, and thus was still about 22 years from being born when JFK was assassinated.)
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

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