Confessions

Firetooth · April 09, 2008, 11:28:48 AM

Please post the confession of the worst thing you have done in your lfe here, mines pretty bad, so please be prepared, can't live with myself after it, you;ll never know me as the same person again

A few days ago I was at a party, and I was given a Jammy Doder (which I called Jammy, suits him, huh?) but then...|*sobs openly* I ate him! *sobs some more*

So all you friends of Jammy, you mcvities, chocolate fingers and *sniffeles* JAMMY DODGERS, please accept my appolgy!

...dont know why I posted this even though i ate a jammy dodger...i was bored...now my brother keeps calling me a murdered

lol :D

Death · April 09, 2008, 11:36:38 AM

I shot the deputy and blamed Bob Marley.

Firetooth · April 09, 2008, 11:58:55 AM

Quote from: Death on April 09, 2008, 11:36:38 AM
I shot the deputy and blamed Bob Marley.

Eating a jammy dodger is worse :P

Gorak · April 09, 2008, 01:16:22 PM

I always thought I could only fit 2 bodies in my trunk
but I recently found out, I can fit 7 if I cut them into small enough pieces first.

windhound · April 09, 2008, 01:41:46 PM

I took that last sheet of toilet paper and didn't replace the roll.

Faerd · April 09, 2008, 07:51:07 PM

*Inserting song quote that has absolutely no refference to my life in now*

"IIII shot the sheeeriiiif! But I did not shoot the deputy..."

Firetooth · April 10, 2008, 02:20:20 AM

Quote from: windhound on April 09, 2008, 01:41:46 PM
I took that last sheet of toilet paper and didn't replace the roll.

Thats so tragic! :'(
Killing Jammy is still worse!

Quote from: Faerd on April 09, 2008, 07:51:07 PM
*Inserting song quote that has absolutely no refference to my life in now*

"IIII shot the sheeeriiiif! But I did not shoot the deputy..."

Yaeh I shot the deputy ;)

Sharptooh · April 10, 2008, 04:15:05 PM

well I.............. crossed off the forum page without logging out... I know it's bad :'(
lol

Gorak · April 10, 2008, 07:31:16 PM

I once "forgot" to take my "special pill"
and then thought my neighbor was trying to resurrect the KGB, so I sent him an envelope full of talcum powder with a note saying it was anthrax and that all commies shall suffer

Sharptooh · April 11, 2008, 08:40:18 AM

Any more confessions?

Faerd · April 11, 2008, 10:58:38 AM

I confess! This thread is pointless!

Firetooth · April 11, 2008, 11:56:49 AM

I know faerd!I confess to making it! :'(

Sharptooh · April 11, 2008, 02:42:08 PM

Quote from: Firetooth on April 11, 2008, 11:56:49 AM
I know faerd!I confess to making it! :'(

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Yeah kind of a pointless thread

Gorak · April 11, 2008, 02:49:49 PM

that's why it's in the spa room

Gen. Volkov · April 13, 2008, 02:21:06 AM

OK, OK, I confess, I shot JFK! I was the man on the Grassy Knoll!

(For any CIA or FBI analysts reading this, that was a joke, I am 23 years old, and thus was still about 22 years from being born when JFK was assassinated.)