War of the words

[pippin the mighty]

Me and firetooth are having a battle...


War of the words



Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:09:25  me and pip(bear) are having a word war!
*changes dimension so and/or pip is turned into a babboon-then cut in half*


LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:11:31


   *Steps out of the paradox maching 3000 remake, (haha! take that fool!) and transforms into a babbon jet fighter. A monkey from behind me jumps in and we rule the earth together*.

*makes a transformer machine which will enable you to transform anywere you want on the go or on your backside, saying " i shall call it... minitransform!*


Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:13:39 

*uses matter to dissolve to a parrelel univesrse*
*gathers army*
*steps back through*
*kills pip*
easy 


LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:16:49


*My evil monkey friend ressarects me from the ashes and we rule the earth once again!*

*Gets woody allen to take a little visit to firetooths home planet... mars!* 


Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:18:16 


*mars is instantlly contaminated, destroying woody allen whilst firetooth giggles insanely, overdosed on helium* 


LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:22:08


*Woody allen apears in jamaca holding a rifile... " revenge hunny!"* 



Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:25:37 


no!not woody allen!
*calls ghost busters*
*throws several time defining handfulls of matter at woody allen...disentergrating him*



LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 13:27:54


*He reapears within seconds shooting the [monkey dropping, lol hehe] of firetooth... problem solved*

bye bye im off 


Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 14:15:52 

*blows up pip*
lol another problem solved! 



LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-12 14:19:33


lol haha im back


Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-13 09:24:43 


what the-your still half in one universe, half in another!
*grabs all pips weapons and stamps on them* 


LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-13 09:34:54


*gets the baboons to build more, im always 1 step ahead* 


Firetooth (#16)
Date Posted:
2008-01-13 09:53:13 

*turns the baboon into a toiler, then throws over pip, yes the baboon had gone into the toilet he was, and yes I have a paradox gun, so you cant change that!* 



LT.bear (#35)
Date Posted:
2008-01-13 09:56:25

*But he apears in our base, and we all go into hiding so you have to guess where we are!

[Firetooth]

I thinks it's safe to say I won

you forgot to post these:

Firetooth (#16)



Date Posted:
2008-01-13 10:03:07


   cant be bothered!
*jumps to parellel universe just as anothr metorite hits the earth, the metorite is bigger then jupiter and saturn, it destroyed them both, you die whilst I live on!* :p 
LT.bear (#35)



Date Posted:
2008-01-13 10:05:10


   Yes but im in parralel univerese 881... ono i must move to another parralel universe! 

*sigh* yes but you are still in two pieces with a toilet on your head! ::)
The title came from the movie "war of the worlds" ... so "war of the words!"
And shouldn't this proarbly be in spa101 anyway? :o

[pippin the mighty]

As i said, im a baboon with a monkey friend Kongo, with my army of baboon's, and i have a master plan... and did i forget my old pal.............. WOODY ALLEN!

*Builds an army making machine... then laughs evily*
mwuhaaaaaa

[Firetooth]

*sighs*
*uses anomilies to go to 23000000230000000000000000000001 years in the future and get a suer monster, control it with his amazing powers, brings it back via parrelell universes, and completely wipes out pip and his army*

[pippin the mighty]

You will only be able to do that if you know were i am, and you have to guess, now back to my mast plan...


*woodly allen steps into the army making machine and comes out the other side, but with millions of clones following him. They keep going and going and not stoping and each going into hiding un... errrrr... in the secret base*.

haha got any comebacks?

[Firetooth]

You are already dead. :D The universe is nuked :D, only half of you in another universe is still alive-ish! :P

[pippin the mighty]

Dont forget i am in a parralel world to yours, somewere ranging from 700-900.

*woody allens keeps coming 1million a second

[Firetooth]

*uses paradox gun so makes woody allen go back in time and tricks him into kill his mum before he was born so he consequnetly doesnt exsit!* :P

[pippin the mighty]

You dont know were he is, and until you do im sorry buy you wont get anything from him or my army!

[pippin the mighty]

Anyone can join in on this if they want.

[Firetooth]

You dont know were he is, and until you do im sorry buy you wont get anything from him or my army!

he's in a universe so... *temporarily disentergartes and blows up all but one universe, rentergrates into it and is victoruious...half of pip died with a toilet on half it's head!* ::)
feel free to join this started out in clan forums, look:

Subject Topic Starter Replies Date of Last Post Last Poster


war of the words Firetooth (#16) 21 2008-01-13 11:14:48 LT.bear (#35)

clan ideas Firetooth (#16) 4 2008-01-11 13:01:07 LT.bear (#35)

spam space Firetooth (#16) 9 2008-01-12 13:10:36 LT.bear (#35)

Armarda website Firetooth (#16) 14 2008-01-08 13:02:39 LT.bear (#35)

links Firetooth (#16) 5 2008-01-06 09:23:24 LT.bear (#35)

The past LT.bear (#35) 9 2008-01-13 11:13:49 Firetooth (#16)

runescape users Firetooth (#16) 10 2008-01-11 08:18:36 Martin The Warrior (#27)

Clan News Firetooth (#16) 6 2008-01-13 11:00:53 Firetooth (#16)

[pippin the mighty]

there was alot more but i deleted, hehehehe

[Firetooth]

yes, last round he deleted something with information I needed in... ::)

*uses paradox gun to reveal where pip and woody allen are and puts them both in seperate universes in a ces pit*

[pippin the mighty]

No no no, need to tell me were we are before you find us, dont keep forgetting

[Firetooth]

your hiding under the stairs