n00b, newbie, or newb

[RazorClaw]

 No offense to honest newcomers, directed towards those who spam.

[Menatus]

 Ugh, spam. Guardians of the Night and Scringepaw are the DEFINITION of newbie in their own special way. *shudder*

[RazorClaw]

 I voted "Too Gruesome to Mention".

[The Lady Shael]

 Same here. *shudders*  

[Abby The Rat]

 I've voted other,
This is what I want done to the spamming Newbies......

I'll do lots of different things to make them learn not to spam but do good post,

Number one, I tickles them on the feet, with a big duster (Made out of featuers(sp?))

Number two is much worse.......

Number three, that if they get pass two....(None has yet)

[calria]

 I agree with Ad.

[Calantorntain]

 I am a bit of a newbie... don't tickle me on the feet!  NOOOO!  *puts on some unremovable shoes*  

If any of you are wondering why I don't spell well, it has nothing to do with my newby-ness.  I have never ever been able to spell (I don't think I have spelled that badly in this post, but sometimes it is rather awfull)

 I hate newbies who can't spell /at all/. Like Guardians of night...
I was a newb once... I was happy when I got into the top 100, and when I got 20,000 rats...

[griever]

 I hate it when newbies:

1) Make no attempt at spelling correctly (everyone makes a mistake every now and then)
This is probably the most annoying trait of a newbie.  I normally just skip whatever they have to say cause it's obviously not important enough to them to spell out correctly.

2) Uses excessive !!! or ??? or ////???? or @$%&$%#@ or any of the stupid l33t spellings
Okay, so maybe on your birthday, !!! is okay.  But really, guys...50 of them?  If you're that excited, you must be in some kind of sugar-induced coma.  If you're that confused, you must be a moron anyway.  And if you think that a random jumble of symbols is going to get your point across, you're high on sugar and stupid.

3) Acts stupid by being irrational and misinformed
I'm not taking about opinions here.  I'm talking about making blatent accusations based on nothing more than "He said..." or "Someone told me...".  Lose it, guys.  It gets old.

4) Acts stupid
Spam wars, billions of smiley faces, etc.  I think you get the picture.

5) Whines
What part of War in Warlords don't you understand?

6) Whines more after being told to shut up
No one's going to spoon feed you.  If you want to be spoon fed, go play one of those kiddy games where everyone's a happy winner.

More later, perhaps, as more newbies anger me....

[Dead Eye]

 i can't stand newbs who think they got this whole game understood and think they no everything, than they go and look stupid by yelling at people in forums

*coughs while pointing to guardains of night cough*

[RazorClaw]

 Calantorntain, by newbie I meant those who, even if they've been here for a month, spam a lot. Griever, I use exclamaition marks all the time, but I'm not a newbie!!!

[Menatus]

 Newbies have their own way of posting, in which they will almost certainly never not be a newbie.

[Scringepaw]

Ugh, spam. Guardians of the Night and Scringepaw are the DEFINITION of newbie in their own special way. *shudder*

What's so bad about me?I mean, I am a newb and a Terrouge I was posting too much, but I'm not the "master" with computers/(Though I am the class champion in typing...heeheehee)

In Terrouge I have set up a new account by the name of Blackfoot.So please forgive me Menatus.

[guardians of night]

 hey, i was knew and i didn't realize what was really happening, and i am definetly going to stop and spell right, to make all of you happy.

[Bloodrath]

 Also, use the shift ket on your keyboard while you are at it. It helps a lot.