LOL

[pippin the mighty]

Today i was in the libary, and saw people taking free post cards, only allowed to take 2 at a time.
And there was some crazy kid watching everyone carefully so they took now more. My friends was banned the day before for taking 3, lol and me and him were in the libary. I went up and took 2 postcards and he went up and took 8... and got caught by the kid and got kicked by him. Thats when i pushed him into some books and he got hurt lol. My friend ran off and so did i and went to our lockers, i got a mask out from the halloween school party and went into the libary with it on. I then went into the libary taking a further 20 postcards pissing the kid off and hitting me ( the dum[ferret] ) i got angry and punched his face twice and picked more post cards up and ran off.  Now im in big trouble.

PS: I sold all the postcards for ?5, lol.

Post all your jokes here for fun and stuff.

Your mumma so fat i ran round here twice and got lost

[Shadow]

That's not even remotely funny...

[pippin the mighty]

Lol you shoulda been there everyone was laughing at the kid crying and your not a kid, plus my avatars showing!!!!!

[Shadow]

you started a fight and beat a kid up over postcards and you are proud of it. my opinion of you just dropped drasitcally, and I thought it hit rock bottom long ago.

[pippin the mighty]

Man you dont understand half the story, and i dont care.

[Shadow]

than tell the whole story. i doubt it will get you much more sympathy from anyone though.

[pippin the mighty]

I dont want sympothy, i never did.

[Firetooth]

sorry pippin but you are infected with bloodwrath.
Shadow, not necesarily defendging pippin, but the other kid kicked his friend, and seemed like a snob, anyway he didn't necesarily deserved what he got, but if I was there  prorarbly would have hit himas well
Pippin, just because you can beat someone up harder doesn't mean your cooler. Oh well, I suppose I wasn't there to see it.

[edit: I deleted the post you posted after this. Use the edit button, or I'll keep deleting your double posts. ~Shael]

[Arguia Zsah]

Eh. Not funny Pippin.

[Firetooth]

whadda about my joke? :?

[Arguia Zsah]

whadda about my joke? :?

Heard it before... a few times...

And the bad grammar really makes it less funny (harder to read)

[Firetooth]

I'll make you laugh at something...

A doctor tells a man
"you need a bath, a good meal and some pills"
  The nxt day the man comes back, incredibly fat
   "Uhh... how did you get on?" the doctor asks
  "Well, I managed the meal and pills, but I couldn't fit the bath in my belly."


COME ON LAUGH! :-D

[Arguia Zsah]

I'll make you laugh at something...

A doctor tells a man
"you need a bath, a good meal and some pills"
  The nxt day the man comes back, incredibly fat
   "Uhh... how did you get on?" the doctor asks
  "Well, I managed the meal and pills, but I couldn't fit the bath in my belly."


COME ON LAUGH! :-D

Raised eyebrow.

[Firetooth]

Come on, at least I've made you raise an eyebrow lol

[windhound]

no
not funny pippin
kid was doing a job, you and your friend were being donkeys

and stop posting topics there.  post in one of the sub categories if you think its related to real life.
otherwise post in spa room