Best RWL paraiody

[bjornredtail]

 Here is a list of the suggested RWL parodys. I have added 3 which I have come up with.

Casino: Warloards
Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 1025 Rooms
In the process you lost:
12 Janitors
29 Security Guards
5 Cashiers
13 Limos

In their defence The Golden Phenix has lost:
24 Janitors


Collage: Warloards
Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 1025 acers of campus and 25 sturctures.
In the process you have lost:
18 Protesters
38 Campus Police
22 Cadets
10 Shuttle Busses

In their defence Collage of the Northlands has lost:
27 Protesters
12 Campus Police


Talk Radio: Warloards
You attack has succeded.
You have captured 2025 Station Houres of bordcast time.
In the Process you have lost:
28 Callers
23 DJ's
32 Hosts
10 Remote Brodcast Vans

In their defence Clear Channel Brodcasting lost:
202 Callers
20 DJ's
39 Hosts
1 Remote Brodcast Van

[Holby]

 Is "Warloards" s'posed to be a parody too? ;)  

[TR Shadow]

 Do I even need to say what I voted for?

 LOL.... I voted Cheese:Warlords...

Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 666 acres of land.
In the process you lost:
30,457 Parmesan Warriors
4,325 Rainbow-Colored Moldy Cheese Sticks
200 Cheeseburgers (I can't be bothered to think of any better troop types...)

In their defence Cream Cheese lost:
143,458 Parmesan Warriors

You also captured 134 Cheese Factories

[Menatus]

 Hippie: Warlords
Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 1025 bongs.
In the process you lost:
12 Hippies
23 Activists
302 Greenpeace members
7 Mystery machines

In their defence Barber shop has lost:
328 Hippies

Your low communist rate has begun to create a neo-Woodstock.

(Sorry, Keith got carried away)

[Menatus]

 Feminist: Warlords
Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 673 men
In the process you lost:
120 Inspiring quotes
28 Susan B. Anthony lookalikes
5 Woman owned business directories
1 Gigantic Tampon

In their defence Anti-activists has lost:

Your low testosterone rate has driven away all signs of male life.

(Keith is no longer allowed to give me stupid ideas)

[Deathclaw]

 Am I mistaken, or is it "Warlords" and "College"?

[The Lady Shael]

 *dies laughing reading Tania's post*

Didn't Beatles or someone attempt to make Cheese:Warlords?(CWL) Whatever happened to that?

 I've always wondered what happened to CWL too... It's a shame it was never finished...
How come no one can spell 'parody'?

[calria]

 *ROFL at it all*

Whatever happened to Panda: Warlords?

hmmm....

Bubblebath: Warlords
Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 303 gallons of suds.
In the process you lost:
33 washcloths
8 plastic boats
17 aromatherapy beads
12 Big Rubber Duckies

In their defence Backscrubber has lost:
3 Big Rubber Duckies

Your lovely lavendar scent brings more bathers to your tub.

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 LOL...These are all funny!  But I like the regular Warlords...

[General Austin]

 *ROFL at everything, too*

Hmm...

Socks:Warlords

You broke through Smelliness's defenses and captured 1500 acres of wardrobes! in the effort you lost:

154 stinky socks
23,000 clean socks
234 moldy jelly beans from under stinky socks

In their defense, Smelliness lost:

123,456,6765 Moldy Jelly beans

[The Lady Shael]

 We've forgotten a really important one:



Happy Pony Raising: Warlords
Your attack has succeded.
You have captured 483 pastures.
In the process you lost:
483 Happy Pintos
24 Happy Stallions
584 Happy Mares
3849 Over-excited Palominos


In their defence Utopia Farm has lost:
583 Over-excited Palominos

Because of your low happiness rate, your ponies are deserting!



Interesting...

 ROFL! It would be /so/ funny if someone decided to make any of these...

[Menatus]

 I tried to make a RWL by downloading the source in a giant ZIP file, but I don't understand php so I didn't get far.