The Diary of Sir Percival Blakeney

[Percy]

Dear diary,

Today was a splendorifous day! My pals and I frollicked about, adding to our ever increasing land, jamming a few more Rats into armour as we went. I must report some sad news, however. Some beastly chap by the name of "Peace Alliance" went against his name and bludgeoned the elk out of me. I didn't deserve it of course, I never do. But my raiders today wouldn't prepare because they were so terribly scared of this "Peace" fellow. He must be rotten, I'm certain everybody hates him.

Aside from that minor setback of course, it was all fun and games- I pulled Snarecakes' tail and told him Orcrist did it. Oddly enough, Orcrist didn't believe me. But The League are progressing nicely, and doubtlessly the game is excited and stimulated by our presence, the excitement sending half of them into vacation. I hope they have a nice holiday working on their tans while we work on our armies. I hear Volkov has so many skiffs he's named every million of them after Reindeer, and has already made it to the 2nd verse of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" without running out of armies. Fine work, that.

Oh well, you know what we at the League always say- Another day, another billion dollars!

[pippin the mighty]

Thats funny, but wierd and crueal aswell...

[Firetooth]

this is cool :-D

[Gen. Volkov]

Once again, funny stuff Percy.

[Blood Wake]

looks like poor little Percy isn't in the top ten anymore *laughs*

[Rough Raiders]

QUICK FAMILY PORTRAIT!!!!



oh wait... everyones not there...

anywayyyy...

[pippin the mighty]

lol he sure isnt

[The Obliterator]

funny
pity i didnt notice it and kill you just then

[Wolf Snare]

keep talking tough, plzzz

I'd love it if percy would let me kill each of and everyone one of you haters.

[Firetooth]

... :|

[Rough Raiders]

keep talking tough, plzzz

I'd love it if percy would let me kill each of and everyone one of you haters.

Go for it, see how much love the League gets... as a matter of fact, see how much love ROC will get... Going off and killing 1/2 the people on reg... that'd be a super smart move... :)

[The Obliterator]

sure would encourage more people to join

[Percy]

Oh, we had our family reunion today!



But more importantly, I have to set the record straight. My deliberate, induced rank plummet unfortunately coincided with a whole heap of attacks made by a few select weirdos, who then claimed they did it. Now, as every good clan leader knows, the odd drop in the ranks is not only good to show humility, but makes your then incredible rise astounding. Not to mention the heroic sacrifice I made in doing so.

I merely wish to illustrate that there is no reason for anyone to get their hopes up while I'm still alive and kicking, as the League are like time itself- very hard to measure in different countries.

[Shadow]

the League are like time itself- very hard to measure in different countries.

I find that a lot funnier than it is  8-) and right now it hurts to laugh.

[Gen. Volkov]

I find that remarkably funny as well. In fact the whole post cracks me up. Nice to have the family together again.