HAiku colage

Started by taekwondokid42, July 26, 2007, 09:15:04 AM

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taekwondokid42

Lets talk in Haikus
someone should start a story
maybe tell a joke

The Lady Shael

My favorite haiku:

Eating spam is like
having two tongues in your mouth
and swallowing one.
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.


taekwondokid42

What would some cheese say
when it has its picture took
lol, a cheesy joke :-D

taekwondokid42

I make double post
It is spammers areana
that makes it okay

idunno

How you make haiku?
Spammers arena on Cheezwhiz?
LOL BOB KILLED CHEEZ

taekwondokid42

I cannot believe
Wait, I can, we stopped using
I love spam,not cheese.

RazorClaw

#6
This is so silly,
making haikus all day long,
while the sun is out.

You should be playing,
or else maybe hanging out,
on a farm somewhere.

Maybe you could go,
to Stormclaw's wonderful ranch,
then ride his tractor.

Julie, however,
does not want you to ride it,
and would kick your butt.

so maybe instead,
stay inside, and get quite fat,
by eating some cheese.

taekwondokid42

Stormclaw, and tractor?
stormclaw can't drive a tractor
we have other thread  :-D

RazorClaw

I think that maybe,
veteran that I am, I
can be off-topic.

taekwondokid42

how you off topic?
this is spammers arena
anything goes, man

RazorClaw

you know, of course, that
"Spa Room 101" has the
same syllable count?

The Lady Shael

of course you could say
"spa room one hundred and one"
tis still the same thing.

=p
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.


taekwondokid42

that is very cool
wow, what a coincidence
it's like somebody

planned this whole thing out
and they are watching us now
that is so creepy.

Shadow

write a short haiku
in palindromic format
the ultimate test
<=holbs-.. ..-holbs=> <=holbs-..

Gen. Volkov

This is retarded
why are we wasting our time
making dumb haikus?

Hehe, you all suck
My haiku berates you all
You all fail, losers

How do you like my haikus? LOL.
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