best thing to come out of Canada

[Blood Wake]

what are you people talking about?

[Wolf Snare]

RUSH FTW

[Blood Wake]

yay Snare!

[Peace Alliance]

*coughpirateitcough*

[cloud]

I'd say hockey or avril top PA, hockey's the best sport ever, and well avril's nice to look at when her music is muted.

[idunno]

Where's Maple Syrup? :-P

[Peace Alliance]

Cloud... have you ever looked at me when my music's muted?

[cloud]

Cloud... have you ever looked at me when my music's muted?

didn't know you were musically or aesthetically talented.

[Peace Alliance]

ain't it a bit of a stretch to say that avril is particularly talented?

in fact, i don't even think she looks any good. The phoniness that emanates from her incites too much rage in me for any sort of sexual attraction to exist.

Yes, i'm a musician... and i'm darn sexy

[Gen. Volkov]

Bah, it doesn't matter who's the best to come out of Canada, they all suck next to Americans anyway. And all the problems of the world are Canada's fault, now every American in the forum sing it with me:

"Blame canada, Blame canada
with all their beady little eyes
an' flapping heads so full of lies
blame canada, blame canada
we need to form a full assault, its canada's fault!" -South Park movie

(In case you are wondering, this whole post was in a joking manner)

[Peace Alliance]

The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812 Lyrics


Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he?d tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he?d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we?re the one?s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It?s the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we?re the one?s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin? around,
Mindin? our own business, puttin? crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn?t like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn?t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn?t go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we?ll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won?t admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

[Gen. Volkov]

I would post the whole lyrics, but it contains cussing. Hmm. A little editing should fix that.


Times have changed.
Our Kids are getting worse!
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
should we blame the government or blame society?
or should we blame the images on TV?

NO! blame Canada, blame Canada
with all their beady little eyes
an' flapping heads so full of lies
blame Canada, blame Canada
we need to form a full assault, its Canada's fault!

Don't blame me for my son Stan
he saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the clan!
And my boy Eric once had MY picture on his shelf
but now when I see him he tells me to (bugger) myself

Well, blame Canada, blame Canada
it seems that everything has gone wrong
since Canada came along
blame Canada, blame Canada

[They're not even a real country, anyway...]

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches, should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO!

Blame Canada, blame Canada
with their hockey hullaballoo
and their (female dog) Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada!


(And of course the war of 1812 song forgets to mention four key things: 1) Treaty that ended the war made it a stalemate 2) the fighting in Canada and on the Canadian border was primarily done by British troops, 3) We totally kicked British tail in the Battle of New Orleans and 4) The US Navy prevented the British from ever invading America from Canada, they got their one stunt in DC, and then ran off, and never made a significant advance on to American soil again.)

[Peace Alliance]

sorry, i couldn't really focus on what you wrote 'cause the whole time i had "and the white house burned burned burned" stuck in my head *sigh*

[Gen. Volkov]

So it burned. Big deal. The British burned it down then left Washington DC in a right hurry, and kept us from taking over Canada. Other than that, they didn't accomplish a whole heck of a lot. Of course, we didn't either, other than whipping the British at New Orleans and keeping them from taking over the US. So it's rightly called a stalemate.

[cloud]

nelly furtado owns you, and yes she sings well and is very nice to look at =)