The War is Over!

[Hog Pigsly]

This is Hog Pigsly of radio station K-RWL.  I?m the one you know that knows what you need to know.

(Familiar tones play)

That?s right.  We are here at the grand hall awaiting the returning warriors to approach the stage.  So far we have seen some small side shows to keep the audience entertained as we wait.  We have seen the wonderful performance of ? oh wait ? it looks like something is happening on the stage.  Oh, I see now, it is General Valkov escorting the Lady Shael on to the stage.  They seem to be in conversation.  (Muffled to someone off stage), Turn there microphones on so we can over hear.

Yes, yes. We now have sound, lets snoop in as they think they are talking in private.

Shael ?I don?t really care, I was not told I had to do this.?

Volkov, ?But someone has to announce the war is over.?

Shael, ?What war?!?!?

Volkov, ?The one with wolf bite.?

Shael, ?I have been wondering where he has been. Who has he been fighting??

Volkov, ??We don?t have time for all that now, the show is starting and you are up first ??

(National anthem of RWL plays to drown out any more of the conversation)

Yes, I has started now. Lady shael is standing behind on stage, lets here what she has to say.


Shael, ?Welcome beasts of the lands!?

(Massive cheering and a few hoots)

Shael, ?I am so happy to say that the war is over.  And that the evil dragon has been slay ??

I seems as if General Volkov has interrupted Shael and is whispering something in her ears, let go back to her speech.

Shael, ?Err I meant that whomever wolf bite was fighting has lost and our Admin is back in his castle.  With out any more delay, let me bring him out.  Here is wolf bite!?

(Cheers)

The Lady Shael is now pointing to the side of the stage awaiting wolf bite?s appearance.  But the curtain slightly opens behind her and there is a figure standing there.  The lady Shael shakes her head in apparent disgust in the lack of organization and stomps off the stage.  Okay now.  Back to the action.  There is the 6 feet long yellow wolf with green eyes in his full gold battle gear.  He is standing not moving.  We know his copyrighted movement is about to come at anytime, the suspense is building.  There he goes!  Wolf has pulled both his broadswords and clamored them above his head.

(Wild cheering and stamping of paws)

wolf bite,  ?Thank you, thank you, shhh now. Thank you all.  (Clears voice)  Although it took cunning and skill, this was just one of many adventures of the past and the future.  We all must remember that removing an emperor who is ready to step down is not nearly the same as fighting one to the death.  The war was fun.  This was indeed worth my brief step out of retirement.  I would like to introduce some of those that helped me.  I must first say that anyone that can hold the land is an emperor, but those that held it when the land was crowded with beasts is a real undertaking.  I would like to introduce some of the past Emperors of Old.?

The curtain just opened the rest of the say and there are 4 emperors standing proud in their battle gear.

Wolf bite, ?Let me introduce ?. My off spring, Bloodwake, next to him, Peace Alliance, windhound, and Ereptor.?

(cheering)

Some people in the audience are holding up signs of support for the different emperors.  The emperors are stepping forward.  It seems as if they agreed to have one person be their spokesperson.  It is, yes, Ereptor is stepping to the microphone.  Lets listen in.

Ereptor, ?First ? like ?say ? (tap tap) What ? wrong with ?. ing micro ?!?

It seems they are having some technical difficulties with the mic that was handed to Ereptor.  What now?  I don?t believe it!!  NO, NO!  Don?t do it!  (cough)  Ah Ereptor had jumped into the sound booth and ah, ? well let just say there is a job opening for a new sound technician.  Ereptor has stepped back in line with the other emperors, but for the first time in a long while he has a big smile on his face.

Wolf bite, ?Ah, yea.  Will lets get back orderly can we?  Next I would like to thank all those that fight along with us on our mission.  Many beasts stepped up and took shots or did actions in favor of our team.  More then I even know about.  I would like to thank those that took at least one or more direct orders of mine.  Neobaron, Ruddertail, and a fresh member to our city, kell.?

(Cheering)

wolf bite, ?Now most important I would like to bring out the beast that made this all possible ?. Emperor Wolf Snare!?

I see wolf bite walking back to the other Emperors of Old and resting his arm over the shoulders of Bloodwake.  There is Snare now.  He is taking the stage.

(Loud cheering)

Wolf Snare, ?First I would like to say I am very happy no one is holding my head on a stick.?

(Laughter)

Wolf Snare, ?But on a less humorous note, I take this defeat with grace.  We knew from the start we could not hold out, it was only a matter of how long we could hold them back.  It is one of my greatest moments of living in RWL that the Grand Master would find me a worthy opponent to step out of retirement for these war games.  It is an honor to go up against the Emperors of Old.  Few have ever had the privilege of facing the most mighty.?

(Wild cheering)

Wolf Snare has his arm extended to the Emperors and is bowing.  The crowd is going wild.  What is this?  Peace Alliance is calling over to Wolf Snare.  Wolf Snare looks confused.  Now windhound is waving his paws at Wolf Snare.  Yes!  I get it now.  The Emperors of Old are inviting Wolf Snare over to them.  This is the first time I have ever seen Wolf Snare looking bashful.  He is slowly walking over to the Emperors of Old.  Oh my word!  The are all shaking paws.  It seems as if has just been inducted into the private club of Emperors of Old.  This is truly a great day.  The now 6 Emperors of Old are now holding hands and taking bows as the curtains are closing.

We understand that Wolf Snare is about to release a statement with his thanks to his team and thought of the war.

In closing, I think the question in everyone?s mind is who will be the next to take over the lands of RWL? 

This was Hog Pigsly, your DJ to the kings at K-RWL, wishing you all a good day.

[Gen. Volkov]

LOL. Nice one. I had a smile on my face the entire time I read it.

[Alazar is Back]

That was....quite awesome, very interseting and entertaining, so i take you guys are rankins snare as one of the all time greatest now???

[Blood Wake]

Snare is one of the all time Greatest, he kicks major anus

[cloud]

weak... snare will always belong to the dark side.

[Wolf Snare]

WOW. let me just say first of all, that was the most fun I've had ingame in years. I'd like to thank all of the emperors of old, particularly Wolf Bite, for seeing me as a worthy opponent and taking up my offer. Of course we did not expect to win, but boy did we have some fun while it lasted.
  After such a long time fighting petty wars, it was a real honor and THRILL to fight against such excellent opponents. I am extremely honored that you all have accepted me as a great emperor, infact moreso than I can voice.  :-D :-) :-P

I want to thank all of those who supported me in this. It takes ALOT of courage to step up to the best to ever play. Even though we were a sinking ship from the start, my true friends stuck beside me through it all.  I cannot thank my team enough for sticking by my side, and my heart swells at the fact that I have made such good friends in my time here.

Although we didnt get as organized as we would have liked, we got some good punches in and fought with pride.

Congratulations team, you should be extremely proud of yourselves, becuase I am.