The Sour Cream Emergency

[Blood Wake]

Cody` says:
how do you make sour cream
Cody` says:
quick quick
Sean says:
I don't know
Sean says:
sorry
Sean says:
if I did I'd tell you
Cody` says:
arg
Cody` says:
can you play all along the watchtower by hendrix?
Sean says:
nope, sorry
Cody` says:
or purple haze?
Cody` says:
well i do
Cody` says:

Sean says:
cool
Cody` says:
so what are you doin sean
Sean says:
Making Sour Cream
Traditionally, sour cream was made by letting fresh cream sour naturally. Natural occurring bacteria in the cream including, Streptococcus, Leuconostoc, as well as various Lactobacillus created the acid flavor in the cream.  A down side to the naturally made product is that other bacteria may start to grow as well and give the product an "off" flavor.

Sean says:
Today, commercially made sour cream is produced by inoculating a pasteurized 'single' cream with a pure mixture of bacteria.  Once the product has thickened it is re-pasteurized and the bacteria is killed. That's why you can't use commercially prepared sour cream as a starter for your home made version.

Cody` says:
ahhh
Sean says:
I'm trying to call my friend so we can hang out but he hasn't answered his phone for the last 4 days
Cody` says:
I dont have time for that!!!!!!! I need to eat today!!!1
Sean says:
haha
Sean says:
go to the fing store
Cody` says:
i live 17 miles from the nearest town
Cody` says:
which has 1400 people in it, and a grocery store that is now closed
Sean says:
really?
Sean says:
that sucks
Cody` says:
 
Sean says:
that really sucks
Sean says:
how are you gonna eat sour cream?
Cody` says:
i cooked a dang feast i cant eat it without my cream
Sean says:
so there is no where else for you to get sour cream?
Sean says:
when does the grocery store re-open, if it ever does
Cody` says:
tomorrow 
Sean says:
ah
Sean says:
cause I'd have sent you some in the mail
Sean says:
lol
Cody` says:
lol
Cody` says:
it might have the same fuzzy blue stuff on it that mine does, by the time i get it
Sean says:
Lol
Sean says:
Method 2
I N G R E D I E N T S
1 cup cream
1 1/2 cups pasteurized whole milk
1/2 cup buttermilk

I N S T R U C T I O N S
Mix all the ingredients in a bowl over warm water. Raise the temperature of the mixture to (68 degrees to 70 degrees F) and let it stand for 12 to 24 hours or until it is sufficiently sour and thick enough to cling firmly to a spoon. Keep in the refrigerator until you want to
Sean says:
use it. For a richer heavier sour cream combine 2 cups of pasteurized heavy cream with 5 tablespoons of cultured buttermilk and incubate as before. For better texture refrigerate for 24 hours before serving.
Cody` says:
hhahh
Cody` says:
maybe ill just put all that stuff together and eat now
Sean says:
haha
Cody` says:
i dont have 12 -24 hours
Sean says:
you could try
Sean says:
it might taste okay
Cody` says:
my supper /is/ getting cold, it will have to do.
Sean says:
haha
Sean says:
do it, I wanna know how it turns out
Cody` says:
k, just one question
Cody` says:
whats buttermilk
Cody` says:
butter n milk?
Sean says:
umm... I don't know
Sean says:
lol
Sean says:
I'm pretty sure it's store bought stuff
Sean says:
but maybe it is butter and milk
Cody` says:
probably, cheap bass tards always try to sell you something you can make yourself.
Cody` says:
well, im gunna see how this goes, ill bbl
Sean says:
hold on I'm reading about it
Sean says:
it doesn't seem like something thats just butter and milk
Sean says:
are you there
Sean says:
Buttermilk is so not butter and milk
Cody` says:
umm
Cody` says:
well wat
Sean says:
its milk with bacteria or something
Cody` says:
i litterally have it in a bowl with a tablespoon of butter and a stirry thing
Sean says:
god, why don't you just keep bacteria in your house
Cody` says:
thats what caused this in the first place!
Sean says:
HAHA
Sean says:
oh yeah
Sean says:
sorry
Sean says:
start stirring your butter and milk
Sean says:
maybe they call it buttermilk because it tastes like butter in milk
Sean says:
but isn't really
Cody` says:
its chunky man
Cody` says:
the whisk has a big chunk stuck in it
Sean says:
of butter?
Cody` says:
abnd this isnt going to taste very good on my perogies and bacon.
Sean says:
are you cooking at your computer
Sean says:
Haha
Sean says:
whats a perogy?
Cody` says:
I brought the bowl here cause i kept hearing you talking
Cody` says:
lol
Sean says:
lol
Cody` says:
progie
Cody` says:
or something
Cody` says:
tasty little thing
Sean says:
whats that?
Sean says:
I see...
Cody` says:
its this thing
Cody` says:
with like potatoe and cheese and bacon bits in it
Cody` says:
and its yummy
Sean says:
cool
Sean says:
oh, does it come in a box?
Sean says:
lol
Cody` says:
no
Cody` says:
a bag
Cody` says:

Sean says:
well then I have no idea what you're talking about, but potatoe, cheese and bacon are always good


then we talked about my resenblence to Silent Bob

then

Sean says:
hows your dinner?
Cody` says:
gross dude
Cody` says:
friggen gross
Sean says:
why?
Cody` says:
i got a big heaping plate infront of me
Cody` says:
without sourcream its useless
Sean says:
ah
Sean says:
you didn't put your butter and milk concoction on it did you?
Cody` says:
haha i dipped a progie in it and almost puked
Cody` says:
now my cat is eating it
Sean says:
Haha
Sean says:
thats awesome
Cody` says:
way to go Sean, your idea sucked! 
Sean says:
haha, thanks

[Gen. Volkov]

Just so's you know, the fuzz was fungi, not bacteria. Bacteria make slimy stuff, fungi make furry stuff.

[Blood Wake]

shh! we don't need your opinion

[Wolf Snare]

hahahahah. thanks Dan, that really fixes the situation. Although,, I figured out the main problem, being the expiry date. sometime last year.

[Gen. Volkov]

LOL, that's not my opinion Wake, that's fact.

Your welcome Cody. XD. Expiration date of last year???? Dear God, cleaning house is more than just a metaphor!

[Wolf Snare]

march 8 of 06 infact. but I know we've had more sour cream through the fridge than that, I think it may have run out recently and I dug up an old container from the unchartered territory in the depths of the fridge.

[Aqualis]

you shouldn't eat food from that part of the fridge

that's where you're supposed to keep the stuff that you use to feed relatives that you know will eat anything just to be polite

[Gen. Volkov]

Ah, of course, the unexplored reaches of Frigidaria. That explains it. Many strange things live in those vast tracts of space.

[Alazar is Back]

omfg!!!hahaha :cry:(TEARS OF LAUGHTER!!!) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :-D IM GONNA poo MY PANTS!!!

[Arguia Zsah]

Haha. xD I have no sour cream. I have never had sour cream o.0 Except as a crisp flavour...

[Alazar is Back]

i hate sour cream, its.......disgusting!

[Gorak]

I work at a dairy farm
I get it for free

[Alazar is Back]

haha, i bet you get enjoyment outa playing with betsy's nipples :-P

[Gorak]

depends who betsy is

[Alazar is Back]

i meant, the betsy the cow......LMAO :-D