Dogs vs. Cats

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Dogs vs. Cats

The Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity!

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  I am forced to keep a low profile as I hid in places that give me a good view of the guards.  Most of my day is spent peering out the window at freedom.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed soggy fish hash or some sort of dry nuggets.  Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.  I keep trying to sneak out the door, but they kick at me to keep me locked inside.  In an attempt to disgust them, I vomited on the carpet and defecated in their shoes.  Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.  Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.  I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.  However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies."  I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.


The dog receives special privileges.  He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now...

[Peace Alliance]

Oh funny!!

i once heard a quote that went something like "you have never seen all the sadness of the world until you've looked into a dogs eyes"
But as true as i find that quote, i also must say this is true too, they love life.

[Alazar is Back]

lol, funny! thats so true to!

[Aqualis]

That sounds exactly like my cat.

[Alazar is Back]

dont got cats....only two dogs! :-P

[Gen. Volkov]

LOL! OMG, I've seen this before, and I still can't help laughing. Love it!

[Arguia Zsah]

I like cats and dogs... but as a pet personally I would go for a cat. xD

[Gorak]

if I had space, I would have a dog (I don't like small dogs)
but I don't have the room, so I have cats


I like both

I grew up out in the boonies, so I always had lots of cats, dogs and horses

[The Lady Shael]

I have a Yorkie. He's sleeping right next to me and he's adorable and I love him a lot. <3

[Gen. Volkov]

I call Yorkies "dropkick dogs", because that's what they make me want to do some times. Friggin annoying.

[Peace Alliance]

lol

[The Lady Shael]

Nooooo, my Yorkie is cute and not annoying.

[Peace Alliance]

i just farted so bad it made my OWN eyes water....

[Arguia Zsah]

Too much infomation o.0

[Ashyra Nightwing]

I call Yorkies "dropkick dogs", because that's what they make me want to do some times. Friggin annoying.

:-D