Shael's legal :-p

[Aqualis]

Unfortunately, no one here is qualified to give help.

[Gen. Volkov]

Suddenly, my desire to own a whip seems less than noble ...

LOL, indeed.

you need help

what brand... STIHL?

Yes, I do, serious help, but in the meantime, I was thinking Black and Decker. Hehe.

I think we just moved into kind've a weird place with this.

Only just? I thought it was awhile back.

Unfortunately, no one here is qualified to give help

Too true. I should start on that, pronto. The crazy treating the insane, what an asylum eh?

[Vengerak]

Maybe, but I was able to kid myself for a while.

You see what your coming of age triggered here, Shael? Chaos. People buying whips, carrying guns into airports, crazy chainsaw fantasies...

[Aqualis]

The crazy treating the insane, what an asylum eh?

Sounds like my kind of place.

[Gen. Volkov]

Sounds like my kind of place.

Hey, I didn't say it was a BAD thing...

Maybe, but I was able to kid myself for a while.

You see what your coming of age triggered here, Shael? Chaos. People buying whips, carrying guns into airports, crazy chainsaw fantasies...

Hey, whatever allows you to stay sane for that much longer...

Yeah Shael! It's all your fault!

[Gorak]

How Far Can You Push a Cop

this starts with me getting pulled over (in my old Olds, with extremely loud dual dynomax and 630 watt sterio)
when the cop walks up to me window, I lurch the car forward a few feet. I'll do this a couple times. Then, when I finally roll my window down, I'll have the sterio at full volume, and try to tell the cop that I can't hear him cause the stereo's too loud. Then I'll kill the stereo after a bit. Now, I know from personal experience, that when I'm pulled over, the first thing the cop will say, is to kill the engine (cause it's sooo darn loud), so everytime the cop opens his mouth to say something, I'll rev the engine to drown him out.

I figure this one will end with me getting my face slammed into my own trunk

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[Aqualis]

I like it! :evil:

[Gen. Volkov]

How Far Can You Push a Cop

this starts with me getting pulled over (in my old Olds, with extremely loud dual dynomax and 630 watt sterio)
when the cop walks up to me window, I lurch the car forward a few feet. I'll do this a couple times. Then, when I finally roll my window down, I'll have the sterio at full volume, and try to tell the cop that I can't hear him cause the stereo's too loud. Then I'll kill the stereo after a bit. Now, I know from personal experience, that when I'm pulled over, the first thing the cop will say, is to kill the engine (cause it's sooo [darn] loud), so everytime the cop opens his mouth to say something, I'll rev the engine to drown him out.

I figure this one will end with me getting my face slammed into my own trunk

I think you'd be lucky to get away with just that, if it was a cop around here, it would end with a beating, if not worse. It would still be funny though.

[Aqualis]

You could be the next big thing on Youtube.

[Gorak]

don't forget, I'm in Canada
the RCMP have alot more strict rules to abide by

and I'm already on YouTube

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCRVLCNkcQI
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCRVLCNkcQI&mode=related&search=

[Gen. Volkov]

don't forget, I'm in Canada
the RCMP have alot more strict rules to abide by

and I'm already on YouTube

Ah, right, RCMP. Stupid restraint. XD.

You are? For what?

[Gorak]

I just posted links above

[Gen. Volkov]

Heh. *Click*

[Vengerak]

I don't think it would be long before you started being beaten with a flashlight, man. ?And it would be richly deserved ;).

[Gorak]

yeah, might make me prettier