Volkov is stupid, part 3! Exposing the evil!

Peace Alliance · April 26, 2006, 01:47:46 PM

Man, what a conversation, i never thought he would so evil!

(Please note that some of this conversation may have been modified or altered to correct spelling and/or to make volkov look like a goof)

Sticker 334: Volkov, i've got sad news
Crazy Soviet: LOl
Crazy Soviet: what?
Sticker 334: you hurt me
Sticker 334: its really sad news
Sticker 334: why do youi laugh at me?
Crazy Soviet: LOL
Sticker 334: You're making me cry! stop laughing at my misfortune!
Sticker 334: there is a current and pressing issue in albania
Sticker 334: thats killing hundreds of thousands of people
Crazy Soviet: No, I am sorry, I cannot lie about that sort of thing
Sticker 334: you what?
Sticker 334: i KNEW you were involved!
Sticker 334: and you laugh!
Crazy Soviet: lol
Crazy Soviet: You're gonna hafta shoot me
Crazy Soviet: I refuse to be in a give up my evil schemes to take over albania!
Sticker 334: O.o
Crazy Soviet: Especially as it was my land in the first place
Sticker 334: what?
Crazy Soviet: LOL
Crazy Soviet: Sorry
Crazy Soviet: Wrong guy
Sticker 334: i got secret information!
Crazy Soviet: Meh
Crazy Soviet: It was just to David
Sticker 334: david the secret informant?
Sticker 334: trying to take over albania with david?
Sticker 334: now thats just silly, you KNOW he'll backstab you
Crazy Soviet: Yeah
Crazy Soviet: LOL
Crazy Soviet: He stole my heart
Crazy Soviet: And then I realized who he truely was
Crazy Soviet: me
Crazy Soviet: And said "shoot me"
Sticker 334: interesting... i find this interesting
Sticker 334: funny, i always thought you were smarter then that
Crazy Soviet: lol
Sticker 334: you have no loyalty
Crazy Soviet: No, so send me yours
Crazy Soviet: I'll admit to my evil plan in Albania and tell you interesting stories about it if you give me your loyalty and give me my mother back
Sticker 334: NO DEAL!
Sticker 334: are you crazy? i don't have your mother?!?
Sticker 334: are you crazy?
Sticker 334: i think you're crazy
Crazy Soviet: Yes
Crazy Soviet: I am nuts
Crazy Soviet: It is well known
Sticker 334: AHA!
Crazy Soviet: But those are my conditions
Sticker 334: BUSTED!
Crazy Soviet: roffles
Sticker 334: you're crazy and now its out in the open
Sticker 334: i'm going to expose you and your evil plans!
Crazy Soviet: It was hidden?
Sticker 334: you CRAZY!!!
Crazy Soviet: when did this happen?

Gen. Volkov · April 26, 2006, 01:53:02 PM

Blueberryroffles and syrup. Some? SOME? Some would be 30%, over 90% of this never happened. ROFL.

[14:28] sticker334: Volkov, i've kidnapped your mother
[14:28] Crazy Soviet: LOl
[14:28] Crazy Soviet: what?
[14:28] sticker334: you heard me
[14:28] sticker334: she's a nice lady
[14:28] sticker334: and you'll never have her back! moa hahahaha
[14:29] Crazy Soviet: LOL
[14:29] sticker334: unless...
[14:29] sticker334: you admit that there is a current and pressing issue in albania
[14:29] sticker334: and explain at length what exactly the issue is
[14:30] Crazy Soviet: No, I am sorry, I cannot lie about that sort of thing
[14:31] sticker334: you must
[14:31] sticker334: or you will never get your mother back
[14:32] sticker334: and its no lie
[14:33] Crazy Soviet: lol
[14:33] Crazy Soviet: You're gonna hafta boot me
[14:33] Crazy Soviet: I refuse to be in a clan with an idiot like that
[14:34] sticker334: O.o
[14:34] Crazy Soviet: Especially as he was the one who took me down to 11k land in the first place
[14:34] sticker334: clan?
[14:34] Crazy Soviet: LOL
[14:34] Crazy Soviet: Sorry
[14:35] Crazy Soviet: Wrong guy
[14:35] sticker334: i got secret information!
[14:38] Crazy Soviet: Meh
[14:38] Crazy Soviet: It was just to David
[14:39] sticker334: david david david
[14:39] sticker334: trying to get me to join his clan
[14:39] sticker334: i told him NO! mofo
[14:39] Crazy Soviet: Yeah
[14:39] Crazy Soviet: LOL
[14:39] Crazy Soviet: He got me to join, because he sent me food
[14:39] Crazy Soviet: And then I realized who was in it besides
[14:39] Crazy Soviet: me
[14:39] Crazy Soviet: And said "boot me"
[14:40] sticker334: lol
[14:40] sticker334: funny
[14:40] Crazy Soviet: lol
[14:40] sticker334: send me your loyalty
[14:40] Crazy Soviet: No, you send me yours
[14:43] sticker334: this is uninteresting
[14:43] sticker334: stop being boring and tell me something exciting
[14:43] Crazy Soviet: LOL
[14:44] Crazy Soviet: I'll admit to the crisis in Albania and tell you interesting stories about it if you give me your loyalty and give me my mother back
[14:44] sticker334: NO DEAL!
[14:44] Crazy Soviet: ROFL
[14:45] sticker334: are you crazy?
[14:45] sticker334: i think you're crazy
[14:45] Crazy Soviet: Yes
[14:45] Crazy Soviet: I am nuts
[14:45] Crazy Soviet: It is well known
[14:45] sticker334: AHA!
[14:45] Crazy Soviet: But those are my conditions
[14:45] sticker334: BUSTED!
[14:45] Crazy Soviet: roffles
[14:45] sticker334: you're crazy and now its out in the open
[14:46] sticker334: i'm going to expose you and your evil plans!
[14:46] Crazy Soviet: It was hidden?
[14:46] sticker334: you CRAZY!!!
[14:46] Crazy Soviet: when did this happen?
[14:46] Crazy Soviet: I never said I was crazy
[14:46] Crazy Soviet: I said I was nuts
[14:46] Crazy Soviet: There's a difference
[14:47] sticker334: its all the same
[14:47] sticker334: you nutter crazy people
[14:47] sticker334: who make up words like roffffles
[14:47] sticker334: woffles are way better
[14:47] sticker334: and dont deserve such a bad rap
[14:47] sticker334: speaking of bad rap
[14:47] sticker334: i hate rap
[14:48] Crazy Soviet: Lol
[14:48] sticker334: i have exposed your evil craziness
[14:48] sticker334: http://www.redwallwarlords.com/forums/index.php?topic=7600.0
[14:48] Crazy Soviet: rap is crap
[14:50] sticker334: We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada.
Pierre Trudeau
[14:50] Crazy Soviet: And you say I"M crazy

Aqualis · April 26, 2006, 03:20:45 PM

cheeseburger in paradise ...

actually, not.

Have you have heard the song "Piece of Work" by Jimmy Buffet? Because this makes me think of that.

The third part continues ...

...
...
...

After this word from our Sponsers!

Naltaca · April 27, 2006, 06:04:14 PM

Wow... Volkov, good job on making that look authentic but we know since it's coming from you that it's not true. It's obvious here that Peace was on to something, so you had to doctor up the convo and put those phony timestamps on it so you didn't look bad. Once again, the name of the topic foils you again Volk Music baby.

Gen. Volkov · April 27, 2006, 09:52:11 PM

Roffles. Meh, I tried. I shall now have to bomb all your houses. :evil:

Ruddertail · April 27, 2006, 10:00:12 PM

*Builds bomb shelter*

Gen. Volkov · April 27, 2006, 10:21:15 PM

Right, the use of nuclear weapons has just been authorized.

Ruddertail · April 27, 2006, 11:46:09 PM

*Makes nuke - safe bomb sheleter, and adds completed, 99.9% successful SDI missile intercept system.*

Aqualis · April 28, 2006, 07:58:10 AM

*Seal team assasinates Volkov and takes Rudders nuke shelter*

Gen. Volkov · April 28, 2006, 02:59:34 PM

*Laughs as his robot self is assassinated* *Hits Rudder's, well now Aqualis', shelter with a nuclear bunker-buster dropped from a B-2 Stealth*

Aqualis · April 28, 2006, 03:48:16 PM

*SDI intercepts missle as soon as it's launched, destroying missile and bomber and crew and several mice who were also on board hoping to reach Russia*

Naltaca · April 28, 2006, 04:50:27 PM

*Calls Volkov Stupid*

Gen. Volkov · April 28, 2006, 05:50:52 PM

Excuse me, but one, I launched no missile, and 2, SDI can't hit what it CAN"T SEE. IT"S STEALTH MOFO! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Invisible to radar! So you go up in flames and you DIE. YOU DIE! *Commencing with the maniacal evil laughter*

*Nukes Nalt*

Ruddertail · April 28, 2006, 06:40:50 PM

No bomber is completely invisible radar, just as no SDI system is completely effective. In addition, once the bomb bay doors opened, the thing would be quite visible.

Since the bombers' presence could be detected by other means, the system would be activated and ready to target both bomb and bomber once the bomb was dropped. In addition, the bomb shelter is sufficient to block out the force of any bomb, as well as radiation. So, therefore, I'm still safe (since Aqualis couldn't boot me out.)

Gen. Volkov · April 28, 2006, 08:38:45 PM

The B-2 has the radar signature of a bee. That's invisible or ignored to all systems. Bombay doors open and it goes up to hawk sized. They are specially designed that way. SDI would never see it, no matter what detection system it used, especially considering the attack would occur at night. And I said bunker buster, that means it goes through the walls of you shelter and then detonates, so you get the full force of the nuclear blast. Don't argue military with me. You'll do nothing but lose. :-D