The sig

[Menatus]

 I realized it was being a pain to scroll down through all my crap, so I took off the sig. For the record, it was over 5,000 counting the bolds and underlines. But I took it off so I don't have that anymore. Here it is...

~Menatus~
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Signature Updates:
Me and Ad the Rat are now in a race for the longest sig. We're gonna fill up 50,000 spaces! Well, I don't know if that's possible. For now I'm going for 5,000 maybe. Heh...well that's about all.

Contact:
E-mail: trascia@hotmail.com
AIM Koyunto
YIM Koyunto
MSN trascia@hotmail.com

RWL Accounts:
Old Server: Warlord of Menatus Blackhorde #456
Old Server: Warlord of Hope Eternal #1182
New Server: Warlord of Hope Eternal #7

Clans - New and Old:
New Server
Founder of Hope: Alliance of Eternal Hope.
Old Server
Founder of Meow: I Like Catnip
Diplomat of SMITEYOU: Josh's Band of Smiters
Founder of BHA: Blackhorde Alliance
Member of VU: Vermin United
Founder of KOI: Knights of Invicticus
Member of EVTF: EVTF Alliance
Member of KM: Kilk's Militia
Member of <==}=: Clan of Evil Blades

Ramus on a Rotisserie:
http://home.graffiti.net/koyunto/roar/main.html

Council of Evil:
http://www.councilofevil.20m.com
Avril Lavigne: Take over the shopping industry with her products and have a whole line of Avril Lavigne related products.
Barney: Control the nation's future through the children.
Bill Gates: Have even more mass wealth for himself, and take over the computer industry with Microsoft related etcetera.
J.K. Rowling: Become the center of all government activites, and control all the controversial world wars that go on in her basement.
Bob Sparks Fan Club: Annoy Tania to death. In compitition with Avril Lavigne for mass ovetaking of the shopping industry.

Cool People List:
Of course, Ad. (Ad the Rat)
Josh (for some reason ^_^ Fenix)
Julie (TR Shadow)
Austin (General Austin)
Calria
Tsarmina
Mitya
Mtenskovite
Misha
Our wonderful Admins (Boze, Retto and Stormy)
Deathclaw (sometimes)
Ragefur, funny guy
Holbs (Holby)
Shael (The Lady Shael)
Blood Wake
Shadow Giant
Kilk (Kilkenne)
Raine (Vengerak)
Random others who I forgot

Random Quotes
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
*Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
*Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
*Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
*Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
*Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
*Maturity is the death of innocence.
*I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care.
*I used to be disgusted... now I'm just amused
*Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already.
*Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
*No one is a virgin, life screws us all

Inside Jokes
Hermaphrodite Carrot top!
Smithers!
You wanna die?
Joey! *tilt heads*
Hades!
Smiling Boxes!
Morons of the World, Unite!
Losers of the World, Unite!
You know! *points*
Foof!
Whoosh-Zing-Oh-Big diss!
Brad-Feedme!
Jathhhooon!!
I heart you! (Tarran)
Lest! (I'm not in this one)
It's water, you dumbass! (or this one...)
Sunshine!
The swings are so old, you have to have fun in segments!

My Favorite Things
Just for Josh.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

To bring the sig to a close...
So long, farewell, from the Sound of Music.
For Josh! =D

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"
Cuckoo, cuckoo
Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye . . .
Cuckoo!
.. . . to you

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
The sun has gone to bed and so must I

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye!

[Abby The Rat]

Just to add mine, (I well take it off 2morrow but here it is, I think I won only just... not sure...



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May Winter Protects you Always

Message me for any help on anything and I do my best. I'm warlord Black Plague (#53)

Let life grow like a flower.

Did to know that you can have 50000 characters for your sig??

I'm me and your're you

Wisdom doesn't not mean your wise, it means you see with your eyes and take it in

What do you with heart and your brain?
You think with wisdom that what!

What has more power Words or Actions?

Words

Why??
you tell me...

This sig have only used 533 at end of this dot.


So what can I do to fill up the space left over, will I can have a race with Menatus and we see if we can use up all the 50,000 characters, sorry if my sig really annoy you with all the scolling you have to do


Right Let gooo...........

Poem

The mind is not a weapon but a tool for the power of  good.
The mind is not a tool but a weapon against the power of evil

Man, is that one stort poem??? Oh well let go on the.

Is the world a place where we live
Is the world a place of home
Is the world a place that we own
Is the world a place the is petty
Well Let me tell you something
The World is a place that we took over
The World is a place that turned into our home
The World is a place that is being turned ugly by us
So what can we do??
Leave that what..

Ok going well now I've have used up about 1388 at the end of this dot.

Wow not bad hmm? that seem to be able to use up more then we could use in the forum maybe the same as number used in a post? Nice, let go on


My fav thing I do
Is Paragliding, which is a putecutes that glides and you get towed to jump off a hill. It great fun, you can fall out the sky for the hell of it, who knows you might stop falling before you hit the ground.
Redwall Warlords, yep you guess it, I have no life, other then this and terrouge of coures. I'm a Redwall Mad fan, I so mad, that I dream of them almost everytime.

Love what can you do with love hmm?
Love is something that takes over your live,
Love is something that we could live without
But is part of of life, the humen need it

well,what else can I add, to jack up the characters counts.

I know a story, that I'm working on??
nah that could be called cheating, hmmm

Are the aliens out side this world, could we be an alien that came to live on earth?

Here is my Cool Person List, if you not on it, maybe it because I'm rushed in creating it.. Sorry

Number one, there isn't one, because I have no fav at all, your all number one to me,

Menatus, the person I'm having a sig race
Aus, how kind you are
Sheal
Bloodrath, long time mate
Retto, fav admins
Boze, him 2
Stormclaw, what about him??
Blue
Josh, in RWL number one!
The two people who I'm love with
Deathclaw
Calria
Ereptor, you cheater finder
Shorestar (From the terrouge forum)
Stu, mustn't forget him, poor him, his brower is messed up
The Beatles, oh why did he have to get banned
TR Shadow, your brill
Tsarmina, the newbie eater in terrouge
someone called Winter, your cool because of your name
Windhound, yep
John, Err, haven't been around much now
Trident, how could I forget you?
Quamicuzilots and beem, my captains in my clan,
Ragefur, full of rage
what about Razorclaw hmm??
Orcrist, ha, he been around for a long time now
Mysterious guy, now who the hell is he??
nevadacow, yep got to add her in.
Oh yes Griever, the highest post number in terrouge
fernblosson, I know who didn't post one thro, ~Shrugs~
Kilkenne, what can I say, leader of Km
Mark, well, just mark
Klamath, had to go, poor her
Misha and Mitya great people
felkarmoonlight, who are you again? still your on my cool people list ;)


That the end of that list, if your not on it, please, everyone is in the end  ~Smiles~ :) :) :) :) yep yep

I have used up 3780 at the end of this dot.

Well about er, ~work it out~ 46,000 it something like that anyway

Man, I need a drink right now, I'll brb, off to drink water..

Back, From the long drink, so now what can I do, Menatus dropped out so, I'm going to have to go on and see if I can get more then 50000, the only differnet between me and her is that I'm not using bold and stuff. ;)

Well, what else can I talk about, anything really. Let talk a  bit more about my self.

My full name is Adam Munday
I live in Stroud in Gloucestershire in England in the UK. I'm seventeen year old and is studying IT in collage (That Computers for you) I have a great love for reading just about anything readable really. I love my long hair and if you wish to check me out go to  http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/adtherat_agle

Now then what does the make my sig count up 2? Well it is 4697 at the end of this dot.

Whoa not long to go for the big 5,000, it just going to take 2 long to reach 50,000 and by then I've must of really upset alot of people in typing this, with all that scrolling.


Before I leave you with the longest sig ever typed up. I have to say

The Clan Of Winter Is The oldest clan alive now isn't that great???

~Smiles~ What my total at the end of the dot why it 5097.

I just add lots of smiles for added safety
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Love you all lots



5261

[TR Shadow]

 No, I think I won =P.  Here's what I had:

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TR Shadow: Can you do me a favor?
Bloodwake: Sure
TR Shadow: Say "I love you, Julie!"
Bloodwake: LOL, I LOVE YOU JULIE!!!
TR Shadow: Yippee! Now I have a reason to stay at RWL!

Ad The Rat: I love you Julie
TR Shadow: lol, now i have 2 reasons to stay =P

Menatus: You're my best friend in law!
TR Shadow: Even though I have many reasons to stay, yet another!

I am TR Shadow, Menatuses "Best friend in law" and Suck-up to Ad the Rat and Bloodwake.

Hmmm, I only have 486 charictars so far. Now what to do...

Oh, by the way, I invited myself into this contest, Ad or Menatus didn't ask me to join =P.

Lessee, first I'm gonna do my cool peeps. Don't be jelous if I have a longer ting for someone else. It just means I like them more than you. Haha.

Swanton1717: Ok, he's not a RWL person, infact, I tried to get him to come to RWL, and he wouldn't. But Colin is the coolest person I know. I can talk about anything with him, even personal stuff. I love you sooooo much, Colin!

Menatus: You're a really funny and cool person. You're so fun to chat with...Especally with Josh in the same chatroom =P.

Ad the Rat: It's so fun to be able to talk to a smart and mature person. But I cant find that, so I talk to you anyway.

Fenix: You are so fun to talk to. And I don't think you want to kill me too much.

Bloodwake: You're a really cool person and funny too. I really have enjoyed you being on RWL.

Ok, now I do my favorite scene from the RWL/LOTR thing:
Act 2: Scene 1

(We see Bloodrath galloping furiously over a field. Pan back so we see him heading towards a path which leads to this massive tower. We hear Fenix's voice over the tension music.)

Fenix: Smoke rises from Salamandastron...The hour grows late as Bloodrath the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my council... (we see Fenix walk down the steps of Orthanc where Blood gets off his horse.)(Speaking normally) For that is why you have come, is it not? (pause, smiles) My old friend...

Blood: (Smiles) Fenix... (bows head slightly)

(We see Fenix and Blood walking along a path in a garden-like area.)

Fen: Are you sure?

Blood: (gravely) Beyond any doubt.

Fen: (musing) So the Blade of Power has been found...

Blood: All these long years it has been in the Shire... Under my very nose, no less!

Fen: (coldly) Yet you did not have the wits to see it. Your love for the halflings blinds you, Bloodrath, slowing your mind and clouding your judgement.

Blood: (slightly hurt) But we still have time to counter Stormclaw if we act quickly...

Fen: Time? What time do you think we have?

(flash to inside Orthanc. Bloodrath and Fenix are sipping cups of tea.)

Fen: (gravely) Stormclaw has regained much of his former stregnth. He cannot yet take physical form, but his spirit has lost none of it's potency (sneers at "potency"). Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Salamandastron sees all. His gaze pierces clouds, shadow, earth, and flesh... (takes sip of tea, regarding Blood thoughtfully) You know of what I speak, Bloodrath... A great rodent, dark as the darkest shadow, radiating of vile and evil energy. He is gathering all evil to him. Pretty soon he shall have an army large enough to launch an assault on RWL.

Blood: (awed and slightly afraid) You know this...how?

Fenix: (smugly) I have seen it.

(Fen is seen leading Blood into a room where a pedastal is centered.)

Blood: The lamphear is a dangerous tool, Keirin.

Fen: Why? Why should we be afraid to use it?

(Fen removes the sheet to reveal a darkened orb.)

Blood: (angry whisper) The lost seeing stones haven't been all accounted for yet! (drops voice) We don't know who else could be watching on the other side!

(Bloodrath whips sheet over the orb. As soon as the sheet touches the orb Blood is wracked by a flash of the eye. Fenix calmly moves to his throne and sits down.)

Fen: (anoyed) The hour is later than you think, my old friend. Stormclaw's forces are moving. The Nine have already left Salamandastron.

Blood: (shocked) The Nine?!!

Fen: They left on Midsummer's Eve, disguised as riders in black. (sneers) They'll find the One Blade, and kill whomever carries it.

Blood: Menatus! (Blood runs for the door behind him. Just as he is about to reach it, it shuts before him by some unseen force. Blood frowns and moves towards one of the other doors. We see Fenix smile as he nods towards the door Blood is heading towards. Again the door closes. Fenix nods at each of the remaining doors and, again, they all close. Blood turns to Fenix in surprise and slight fear.)

Fen: (rises) You don't think a mere Vole can stand up to the power of Stormclaw, do you? There are NONE who can. Against the power of Salamandastron, there can be no victor. (pause) We must join with him. We must join with Stormclaw. It would be wise, my friend.

Blood: (sadly) Tell me, friend, when did Fenix the Wise abandon reason for madness?

(Fenix yells suddenly as Bloodrath is thrown against the back wall. Fenix begins to approach Blood cautiously, yet Blood suddenly raises his staff, landing a blow to Fen's chest, causing him to catapault backwards. Fen manages to to knock Blood over again. Blood staggers to his feet and flings Fenix into a wall. Fenix hits Blood in such a way that he spins in midair before hitting the ground. Fenix LITERALLY begins wiping the floor with Blood, moving him back and forth along the tiles. Blood finally regains his bearings long enough to fling Fenix through the door and into the next room. Fen gets up slowly and holds out his hand. Suddenly, Blood's staff is taken out of his grasp and into Fen's awaiting hand. Fen rises fully and knocks Blood to the ground once more. He slowly begins to approach Blood with both staffs in hand.)

Fen: I gave you a chance, willingly! But you...you chose the way of PAIN!

(Bloodrath begins spinning around on the ground violently, slowly spinning up towards the cieling. Fenix smiles malisciously as Blood's ascent quickens and the ceiling is only a short distance away. Blood screams.)

(End Scene)

There we go, thats 6147 charicters.

My favorite thing to do:

Pokemon TCG. I really enjoy it. I have entered countless tourneys and actually won some. I have also confused a few people who didn't know how to play by playing on AIM and letting them watch. If you'd like to watch one, I probably will invite you.

OK now that was....6467 charicters.

AhHA! I think I'll put in a love poem that Colin wrote for me.

On Valentine's day i send you this rhyme,
Because i love you now and all the time.
When i close my eyes it is you who i see,
You bring a lot of love and happiness to me.

You are so pretty and have multi talent,
My love for you is new and minty like a mint. =P
I have met you for chance of your old DCI card,
To that piece of paper my heart has a nice Julie shape scar.

Hugging you is like letting all my stess away,
I want to be in your arms and i want to stay.
I want you to know that i love you so much,
I emailed you first because i had a good hunch.

My life is full or anxiety and stress,
You make it become much much less.
Sometimes i just want to be by myself,
But when i talk to you i put that idea on to a shelf... =P

So when you get this poem i hope it makes you grin,
Because you are my stress reliever...my asprin!!! =P
Many a time i just can't stop thinking about you,
I think my love for you just grew.

Now I've used...7514 charicters. Hmmm thats all I can think of to put in for now. Sorry about the exesive scrolling.

7682

[pokeymanns]

 They shortened the max. sig to 1000 charactors. I have 900 sompthing...I was tierd (like evryone else) of scroling throuch all that junk.I think TR Shadow won the sig. compation.

[TR Shadow]

 Dude, get my name right!  It's TR Shadow, not TRshadow.  Or you can call me TR, like everyone else :P.  And learn to spell.  It's not that hard to use a period or a comma every once in a while.

[Abby The Rat]

 Only me, Menatus and TR Shadow will ever have the top 3 longest sig now.

~dances~

yey

[~>John<~]

Just to add mine, (I well take it off 2morrow but here it is, I think I won only just... not sure...



______________________________________________________________________________________________

May Winter Protects you Always

Message me for any help on anything and I do my best. I'm warlord Black Plague (#53)

Let life grow like a flower.

Did to know that you can have 50000 characters for your sig??

I'm me and your're you

Wisdom doesn't not mean your wise, it means you see with your eyes and take it in

What do you with heart and your brain?
You think with wisdom that what!

What has more power Words or Actions?

Words

Why??
you tell me...

This sig have only used 533 at end of this dot.


So what can I do to fill up the space left over, will I can have a race with Menatus and we see if we can use up all the 50,000 characters, sorry if my sig really annoy you with all the scolling you have to do


Right Let gooo...........

Poem

The mind is not a weapon but a tool for the power of  good.
The mind is not a tool but a weapon against the power of evil

Man, is that one stort poem??? Oh well let go on the.

Is the world a place where we live
Is the world a place of home
Is the world a place that we own
Is the world a place the is petty
Well Let me tell you something
The World is a place that we took over
The World is a place that turned into our home
The World is a place that is being turned ugly by us
So what can we do??
Leave that what..

Ok going well now I've have used up about 1388 at the end of this dot.

Wow not bad hmm? that seem to be able to use up more then we could use in the forum maybe the same as number used in a post? Nice, let go on


My fav thing I do
Is Paragliding, which is a putecutes that glides and you get towed to jump off a hill. It great fun, you can fall out the sky for the hell of it, who knows you might stop falling before you hit the ground.
Redwall Warlords, yep you guess it, I have no life, other then this and terrouge of coures. I'm a Redwall Mad fan, I so mad, that I dream of them almost everytime.

Love what can you do with love hmm?
Love is something that takes over your live,
Love is something that we could live without
But is part of of life, the humen need it

well,what else can I add, to jack up the characters counts.

I know a story, that I'm working on??
nah that could be called cheating, hmmm

Are the aliens out side this world, could we be an alien that came to live on earth?

Here is my Cool Person List, if you not on it, maybe it because I'm rushed in creating it.. Sorry

Number one, there isn't one, because I have no fav at all, your all number one to me,

Menatus, the person I'm having a sig race
Aus, how kind you are
Sheal
Bloodrath, long time mate
Retto, fav admins
Boze, him 2
Stormclaw, what about him??
Blue
Josh, in RWL number one!
The two people who I'm love with
Deathclaw
Calria
Ereptor, you cheater finder
Shorestar (From the terrouge forum)
Stu, mustn't forget him, poor him, his brower is messed up
The Beatles, oh why did he have to get banned
TR Shadow, your brill
Tsarmina, the newbie eater in terrouge
someone called Winter, your cool because of your name
Windhound, yep
John, Err, haven't been around much now
Trident, how could I forget you?
Quamicuzilots and beem, my captains in my clan,
Ragefur, full of rage
what about Razorclaw hmm??
Orcrist, ha, he been around for a long time now
Mysterious guy, now who the hell is he??
nevadacow, yep got to add her in.
Oh yes Griever, the highest post number in terrouge
fernblosson, I know who didn't post one thro, ~Shrugs~
Kilkenne, what can I say, leader of Km
Mark, well, just mark
Klamath, had to go, poor her
Misha and Mitya great people
felkarmoonlight, who are you again? still your on my cool people list ;)


That the end of that list, if your not on it, please, everyone is in the end  ~Smiles~ :) :) :) :) yep yep

I have used up 3780 at the end of this dot.

Well about er, ~work it out~ 46,000 it something like that anyway

Man, I need a drink right now, I'll brb, off to drink water..

Back, From the long drink, so now what can I do, Menatus dropped out so, I'm going to have to go on and see if I can get more then 50000, the only differnet between me and her is that I'm not using bold and stuff. ;)

Well, what else can I talk about, anything really. Let talk a  bit more about my self.

My full name is Adam Munday
I live in Stroud in Gloucestershire in England in the UK. I'm seventeen year old and is studying IT in collage (That Computers for you) I have a great love for reading just about anything readable really. I love my long hair and if you wish to check me out go to  http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/adtherat_agle

Now then what does the make my sig count up 2? Well it is 4697 at the end of this dot.

Whoa not long to go for the big 5,000, it just going to take 2 long to reach 50,000 and by then I've must of really upset alot of people in typing this, with all that scrolling.


Before I leave you with the longest sig ever typed up. I have to say

The Clan Of Winter Is The oldest clan alive now isn't that great???

~Smiles~ What my total at the end of the dot why it 5097.

I just add lots of smiles for added safety
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Love you all lots



5261

Lol now I think it would be Funny to quote that...so I did. now, lets look....

John, Err, haven't been around much now


1.You know my name?
2. "
3. "
4. COOL
5. WHAT DO U MEAN U INSULT ME I'M ON ALL THE TIME!ER....NOT

[RazorClaw]

 *sob* After all kinds of people who I know, or lead their clan, or was in their clan, I'M NOT ON THE COOL PEOPLES' LIST!!! :(  :(  :(  

[calria]

 *dances and frolics in the daisy fields*

YAY I'm on two of the three cool people lists. Happiness consumes me. And that quote about the word "therapist" scares me because o_0 it's TRUE.

[Abby The Rat]

 RazorClaw take notices of this

That the end of that list, if your not on it, please, everyone is in the end ~Smiles~ :) :) :) :) yep yep

And that sig was made before you were known....
Yep

[Scringepaw]

 Those are loooooooooong sigs!TR Shadow's is longest though.

[Trident]

 I'm never on cool people lists.

[RazorClaw]

 Sigs don't matter, it's the top ten posters that you really watch. Cheeeesy isn't on there anymore, but I am! Whooohoooo, beat ya, Josh!

[calria]

 How CUTE! Razorclaw's on the top ten posters list! *counts up her almost-200 posts more*
*chuckle*
Time to play with the big kids, eh, Razey?