Which way would you prefer to die?

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Which way would you prefer to die?

Drown
9 (31%)
Burned at the stake
3 (10.3%)
Mauled by rabid wolves
9 (31%)
Slow poison
8 (27.6%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Neobaron

I should hope my last words were something cool that inspires some sort of national crisis, or a response along the lines of:

"What do you mean, 'hydrogen bomb set to detonate in your basement'?"

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Of course, i will have already expired when this question is posed, so they will just shake my body and say my name till the director fades to black and goes to commercial.

*nod*
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Gen. Volkov

Exactly. I would love that to be my last words, or the response to them. I would also engage in maniacal laughter before I went. "Mwhahahahahahha... *Croaks*" That would rock.
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Aqualis

Poison, leave time to ... take care of things before I die.  :evil:
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Vengerak

I picked posion, but I dunno, I guess it could be a really poo posion.  Like one of those ones that voids your bowels and make your eyes liquify and such.  You'd start out trying to do a cool quote, but your timing would be out and instead you'd linger on and just sort've cry, foul yourself and scream incoherently.

Of course this is all hypothetical, because I don't intend to die.  Not for me.

artu

i choose rabid wolves it would be the quickiset but id like to die by Very quick poision :wink:



fingo

#21
Depends on the poison. If it was not painful, sure go for it. But if it is, I choose wolves. That would be quick and at least you would be feeding them.


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Beem

I chose rabid wolves.  I'd rather return to nature by nourishing something... though they are rabid and will die anyway O.o... but I am kind of KIN to wolves, so it all works out in the end.

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TR Shadow

I want to get bitten by a rattlesnake and then overdose on the antidote so on my death certificate it will say 'antidote poisoning'.  That would be amazing.

Ruddertail

Drown.. it's not painfull, at all. And if you stay in the water a while and then just tire and drown, it's kind of peacefull, too...

Burning at the stake would probably be second choice, so long as I was being burned because I fought for some just cause, or something... You know, the Martyr kind of thingy...
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artu

Quote from: Ruddertail on April 20, 2006, 11:10:37 PM
Drown.. it's not painfull, at all. And if you stay in the water a while and then just tire and drown, it's kind of peacefull, too...


drowning is painful, and not peacefull



TR Shadow

Have either of you ever drowned?


I rest my case.

Gen. Volkov

#27
By all reports from people who have nearly drowned, it sucks.\

Oh and your method totally rocks TR.

I've come to the conclusion that I want to die by firing squad. And I prolly will. LOL. I do plan to take over the world, and when I get old and decrepit, someone will retake the world, and I will be taken out and shot. But firing squad would rock. I'd have a really cool last request, like a kiss from that day's equivalent of Denise Richards, or I'd just give them the finger and say "Shoot me mofo". One or the other. And a headshot would be like instantaneous, so no pain before I die.
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Ruddertail

Well, I'm sure it aint fun. Then again, almost dying generally isn't fun, either...

And, like I said, if you tire and drown, it's just kind fo peacefull... You just slip lower, and lower... and water starts washing into your mouth, and you don't have the strength to fight it any more... and then, you're gone.
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TR Shadow

I'm sure some would say getting eaten alive by leeches is peaceful.