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Arguia Zsah · September 11, 2005, 06:37:57 AM

*poisons Ahsy's rum*

mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Aqualis · September 11, 2005, 02:34:10 PM

Rum?

Wha'd I miss?

Barkclaw2 · September 11, 2005, 07:17:42 PM

Noooooooooo! Not my Rum!!!! *Speeks in a soft, slow, nervous voice* Ashy, give it back to Arguia. Calm down, calm down. You don't want to hurt anybody, do you?

Arguia Zsah · September 12, 2005, 11:26:00 AM

*whispers in Barkclaw's ear* I have more rum hidden behind my back... let's wait till Ashy's not looking...

Aqualis · September 13, 2005, 11:31:12 AM

Rum?

Arguia Zsah · September 13, 2005, 01:44:21 PM

*gives Aqualis a pink plastic beaker with rum in*

Aqualis · September 15, 2005, 01:09:50 PM

*pours contents of said beaker into stien*

Arguia Zsah · September 15, 2005, 01:42:31 PM

*drinks rum*

Ruatine · September 15, 2005, 01:45:00 PM

O.o ... Can rum help someone suffering from laryngitis?

Aqualis · September 16, 2005, 06:51:30 AM

*swigs*

Try vodka.

Vengerak · September 17, 2005, 12:49:14 PM

I doubt it. Not with all the yo-ho-ho-ing its drinkers are prone to.

Arguia Zsah · September 17, 2005, 12:55:20 PM

A Children's Pirate Shanty
by Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers
(can be sung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" - or make up your own!)

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale
of treasure, plunder, sea and sail
my story's bigger than a whale
it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

I like to fish, I like to fight
I like to stay up half the night
When I say "starboard" ye go right!
Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!"

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

I've got no hand but that's me hook!
I pillage stuff but I'm no crook.
Me booty's in this chest I took.
They'll write about me in a book!

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

And that's all there is to this song.
I hope it hasn't been too long.
A pirate's life might just be wrong
So grow up nice and big and strong!

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

*sings*

Aqualis · September 17, 2005, 01:26:23 PM

YO!

HO!

HO!

...

ING!

*swigs*

Arguia Zsah · September 17, 2005, 01:57:51 PM

arrrrr!

Ashyra Nightwing · September 17, 2005, 02:42:57 PM

AVAST, ME HEARTIES!!

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Vengerak