A forunately/unfortunately

[Alder the Warrior]

 Here's how you play it.

One day a bumle bee floated along
Unfortunately a rock squashed it
Fortunately it's ghost returned and brought the body back to life
Ect.,ect.,ect.

Here we go!

One day a pine martin walked along a sunny path.

[Aqualis]

 Unfortunately, he had periods of mental stability which were most unenjoyable to him (he wasn't exactly what you would call normal), but some how he manage to handle these rare incidences (his friend have tried to commit him several times but his sanity came back just in time (and often ended shortly after)).

[RazorClaw]

 Unfortunately, the man was found to have a rather severe case of asshatidosis, but then, fortunately, his fine-haired doctor said to the attractive, redheaded nurse --................ Sorry, pause to admire the nurse. AS I WAS SAYING, the fine-haired doctor said to the ........................... AGH! The fine-haired doctor ...... SAID-TO-HIMSELF *wipes brow* "ah! we can cure him! All he needs to do is stop playing soccer!" And the man would not, which is fortunate for him, if unfortunate for the rest of society.  

[Alder the Warrior]

 Unfortunately, the man kept playing soccer and went a stage were he was a MANIAC! AAAAAAAAAH!

[Aqualis]

 Fortunately, this pleased him very much.

[Alder the Warrior]

 Unfortunately he killed some one and drove away from the police, getting caught and thrown in jail. :lol:  

[Wolf Snare]

 Fortunately, Deathclaw was released on bail. :P  

[Alder the Warrior]

 Unfortunately, he didn't show up in court and was thrown in jail again.

[Aqualis]

 Fortunately, it was a padded cell this time (he had always wanted to know what a padded cell was like (he figured this was a good chance to learn (he's not very bright)) and decided he would not become sane ever again (of course, at the exact moment of this revalation he became utterly and completely sane (how conveniet that at this exact moment in the plot such a horrid thing should happen (I blame the author(s))))).

[Nohcnonk]

 Unfortunately, he said, "Arg."

[Deathclaw]

 Fortunately he was released a short time later and soccer was still the most popular sport in the world, so he went to his club team's game and played keeper for them earning a clean sheet.

[Alder the Warrior]

 Unfortunately he fell off the keepers seat and fell into a lake, drowning.

[RazorClaw]

 Fortunately, Deathclaw was wrong in his assumption that soccer is the best and most popular sports in the world, and was locked in a floating pod in space.  

[Alder the Warrior]

 Unfortunately the air system went bazirk and he couldn't breath!

[Deathclaw]

 Fortunately he had a soccer ball and forgot all about breathing, engrossed in the game.