Redwall: Warlords

RazorClaw · January 09, 2005, 11:59:22 PM

People go by elevator to Volkov's floor. You can see into my domain from the stairs... And people avoid that view.

Gen. Volkov · January 10, 2005, 01:43:02 PM

Why do you think mine is by elevator? To avoid having to see your floor. And of course to let people prepare themselves for my floor with calm elevator music.

*Points to Peace* He's my general partner in crime, me and him have strange senses of humor.

Ashyra Nightwing · January 10, 2005, 03:26:27 PM

The garden is MINE. I grow my cheese trees there.

RazorClaw · January 10, 2005, 03:30:38 PM

And I have a mounted machine gun on my floor, and periodically mow down the trees, which sadly, instantly grow back. New Dude, you are witnessing the traditional degrading of normal threads into spamfests. Learn well. Everyone does it. Boze, Volkov, Peace, and I think Merc and Veranor may have even done one (seperately).

windhound · January 10, 2005, 04:19:13 PM

oh yay
complete and udder (moo) degeration of a topic ^_^

you know, yall, you might have scared him/her/it away...

oh, and the adjacent harbor is mine.. mine skiffs need a resting place.. there's only a few million ;)

Sonoras · January 10, 2005, 06:33:11 PM

Hi person. I don't know what they're talking about either.

Gen. Volkov · January 11, 2005, 01:24:30 PM

WHEE! COWS! We love us some degraded topics around here. Gives em just the right spice.

Wolf Snare · January 11, 2005, 04:38:08 PM

*glare*

You should all be ashamed.^_^

Gen. Volkov · January 11, 2005, 05:34:48 PM

*Beats you with nerf stick of doom* BAH! I am never ashamed!

RazorClaw · January 11, 2005, 08:43:52 PM

Why Nerf? Is Nerf somehow superior to other manufacturers of plastic machines designed to shoot foam darts? Huh? Is it?

Gen. Volkov · January 11, 2005, 10:53:19 PM

Of course! Why wouldn't it be? As they say, its Nerf or Nothin!

windhound · January 11, 2005, 11:31:04 PM

Nerf makes nice, squishy darts..
I wouldnt be complaining Razor, he could beat you instead with the aluminum baseball bat of doom ^_^

Gen. Volkov · January 12, 2005, 12:44:00 AM

But I wasn't talking to Razorclaw... though come to think of it. *Beats Razorclaw with nerf stick of doom too*

*And windy for denying his monkeys l33tness*

Ashyra Nightwing · January 12, 2005, 10:01:23 AM

*pokes everyone*

...I think we've scared Crusader away...

:P

RazorClaw · January 12, 2005, 10:54:40 AM

*slashes Volkov with his hockey stick many many times*