The return of the Queen

[calria]

What makes that post more special than any of cloud's, eh? Other than cloud, though he doesn't always capitalize, and misspells a bit, doesn't need a translation team for his posts.

...but it's my job to translate badly-SPAG'd posts into something pallatable!

[Menatus]

 Too bad you weren't here for that Demonslayers guy or whatever. I almost spagged him, but I stopped myself. I had to correct his constant misspelling of hypocrite. Seriously, I told him like 10 times and he never got it.

[RazorClaw]

 I did Cal's job for her. Heh.  

[Sonoras]

 That Demonslavers guy was retarded, oh, he would've been fun if you were here when he was.

[Gen. Volkov]

 Yes.. it would have. Welcome back BTW. I semi took over your job while you were away seeing as I have the best grammar of anyone here. Though since I was GONE for a lot of it it really wasn't that much of a take over. More of pick up the completely slack rope everyone had dropped until I cam back. *Nods* Especially Peace Alliance, I swear to god, he somehow got WORSE while you were gone and the worst part is, you can't tell what's deliberate and what isn't! *Shakes head* Anyway. I should have just run my translation software after Demonslavers every post so that the rest of the forum could understand it, but the first time I fed a post of his into the the program had a mental breakdown and starting calling like a wookie! *Snickers* Yeah so again, welcoem back, and enjoy your job as post-empress/evilSPAGer. Cause I'm tired of it.

[Sonoras]

 Best grammar?

[Gen. Volkov]

 Hehe. Was wondering if someone would notice that. Just a little self aggrandizement. Lets put it this way, I was one of the few who actually took the time to edit his posts for SPAG when Cal wasn't around.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 I'm Post Empress, Volkov! For now, anyway...

I think I've always had pretty good SPAG.  Though I could possibly improve..

[RazorClaw]

 Heh. I don't even spellcheck my posts. And I'm still a better speller and more grammatically correct than you.

[calria]

Yes.. it would have. Welcome back BTW. I semi took over your job while you were away seeing as I have the best grammar of anyone here. Though since I was GONE for a lot of it it really wasn't that much of a take over. More of pick up the completely slack rope everyone had dropped until I cam back. *Nods* Especially Peace Alliance, I swear to god, he somehow got WORSE while you were gone and the worst part is, you can't tell what's deliberate and what isn't! *Shakes head* Anyway. I should have just run my translation software after Demonslavers every post so that the rest of the forum could understand it, but the first time I fed a post of his into the the program had a mental breakdown and starting calling like a wookie! *Snickers* Yeah so again, welcoem back, and enjoy your job as post-empress/evilSPAGer. Cause I'm tired of it.

Somehow, I can't resist.
(Oh no... my literature prof. is right... I am going to have to become an English teacher!)

Yes. It would have. Welcome back, BTW. I semi-took-over your job while you were away, seeing that I have the best grammar out of anyone here. Though, since I was GONE for a lot of it, it really wasn't that much of a take-over: more of pick-up-the-completely-slack-rope-everyone-had-dropped-until-I-came-back. *Nods* ...especially Peace Alliance. I swear to god, he somehow got WORSE while you were gone, and the worst part is, you can't tell what's deliberate and what isn't! *Shakes head* Anyway, I should have just run my translation software after Demonslavers' every post so that the rest of the forum could understand it, but the first time I fed a post of his into it, the program had a mental breakdown and starting calling like a wookie! *Snickers* Yeah, so, again, welcome back, and enjoy your job as post-empress/evil-SPAGer, 'Cause I'm tired of it.

Everyone needs a punctuation lesson!

[Gen. Volkov]

 BWhaha! Its so fun to mess with OCD people! (Admit it Cal, you are) Let's all see how many mistakes we can make in SPAG before we drive Calria insane!

Ashy, I don't think you will continue to be post empress for long. Cal is quite close to catching you methinks.

[Riverpaw]

 A person associated with both SPAG and SPAM. Yay. (Well, not spam, really, just post counts. I said spam only because it resembles SPAG.)

Welcome back.

You remember me?
(...and I'll take that as a no.)

[calria]

 I am not OCD! *mutters* *hides Little Brown Handbook under chair*

[Riverpaw]

 *looks up OCD and gets a good laugh*

[Gen. Volkov]

 Oh yes you are Cal! LOL. You fit it perfectly, you are Obsessive about SPAG, compulsive in correcting it, so much so that its a disorder! *Snickers* Ok its not REALLY severe, but you do have it somewhat. *Nods*