four and a half word per post story

[Sonoras]

 corns are retarded, like Oscar.


(Your a sick kid,Oscar, we should have Holby come and beat you up.)

[Gen. Volkov]

 LOL. Yeah! *PM's Holby*

And everything else that li-

[Nohcnonk]

 ttle annoying twerp who is

(no hard feelings, eh?)

[Sonoras]

 very sick minded and lo-

[Nohcnonk]

 st his brain when he

[Sonoras]

 fell on the ground wh-

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 -ich was muddy

[Sonoras]

 and hit his head ha-

[bubble gum squad]

 rd when he was a  

[Sonoras]

 baby. He ate a chin-

[Gen. Volkov]

 -chillas and turned into a

[Sonoras]

 mexican chiwawa (I don't know how to spell it). "He's retar-   (That's a quote<<<<<)

                                                                                 

[Riverpaw]

 ~nished because he is bronze

[Sonoras]

 steel" said Nohc,who fur-

[Menatus]

 -tively stole a glance