everybody

[Gen. Volkov]

 Everybody has a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow.

[windhound]

 ...vegitales have infultrated RWL...

everyone duck and cover!

[Gen. Volkov]

 Just duck... and cover.... duck.... and cover.... boom! goes the nuclear bomb!

[TR Shadow]

 Where'd they get them, I don't know.  But everybody has a water buffalooooooooooo!

[The Lady Shael]

 I remember when dead buffalo was a fad at RWL.

You know what VeggieTales song used to drive me insane? The hairbrush song. Because I would always lose my hairbrush, and say, "Where's my hairbrush?" before I could stop myself, and my sister would start singing the song, and it would get stuck in my head for the rest of the day. She doesn't do it anymore though. Good thing.

[windhound]

 Veggie Tales - Hairbrush Song Lyrics

Narrator: "Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning
bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out..."

Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his
composure and reports ..."

Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back
there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters
the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."

Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."

Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no
hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair
.. for my hairbrush."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob
regains his composure and confesses ..."

Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you
don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave
it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments..."

Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not
fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself
in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for  the
hairbrush, calls out ..."

Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take
care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair.
Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

Narrator: "The end!"

[TR Shadow]

 I love my lips!

[Peace Alliance]

 you know what? at camp, when its raining, all the kids go and watch veggie tales (that is, unless they know that i have the ability to make up storys on the spot 'cause then they force me to tell them story after story...) but i got SO sick of veggie tales... i mean, i can still sit down and watch most of it, but i HATE maddam blueberry... she drives me nuts!

[Gen. Volkov]

 Bwhaha! Everybody has a baby kangaroo..... yours is pink but mine is blue. I have no idea why this has come into my head. I just remember the hours of torture I was put through when babysitting my cousins and all we watched was VeggieTales. The only relief was Silly Songs with Larry. I thought I might scream... one can only take so much wholesome goodness before one has to go blow things to gory little chunks in video games. Viva Medal of Honor:Rising Sun! Viva Halo! w00t!

[Aqualis]

 Being forced to watch VeggiTales is infinately better than being forced to watch Teletubbies.

*sees bright swirling colors and hear incoherent speech*

*hope that the voices in his head are revolting again and it's not the teletubbies*

[windhound]

 *shudders*
Foobas are horrible creatures..  
I wandered by the TV on morning and my littlest brother was watching them..


EVIL!!

[Gen. Volkov]

 Barney is the devil. I was forced to watch that inane creature on another babysitting job, and I swear to Dog, he is sending out subliminal messages of pure evil in his show. Why else would I want to strangle both Barney's and the kid I was babysitting necks?

[Nohcnonk]

 I don't know why parents poison their kids with these shows.  They try to blame it on other things, but it's Barney and Teletubbies.  Sure isn't our fault that teenagers are like they are today.

[TR Shadow]

 I ~like~ Veggie Tales...

*Mutter*

[Gen. Volkov]

 Nohc: LOL. Yeah totally. Today's teenagers are so evil... (sorry, but I can't think of a word to use) Barney!

TR: Well that explains alot about you.... LOL