Amusing Quote(s)

[windhound]

 Johann Wolfgang von Goethe:
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.  

[Veranor]

 "As for that which has been said, that it is better and more advantageous for your state not to interfere in our war, nothing can be more erroneous; because by not interfering you will be left, without favour or consideration, the guerdon (reward) of the conqueror" - Roman Legate to council of Acheans.


Ooops, I didn't see the "Amusing" thing, so yeah... mine isn't amusing but it's kind of interesting.

[Angst Vulpine]

 The general public is generally mindless.

-Cally.

[The Lady Shael]

 "That man deserves to be kicked to death by an idiot, and I'm just the one to do it."
-Texas congressional candidate


'Idiot' replaced another word, btw...

[Aqualis]

 "The longest one syllable english word is 'squirrelled'"
~wikipedia.org

I find that amusing for some reason.

[Angst Vulpine]

 "Well, I think that Jews go to heaven to. I mean, they're  religious and believe in God, they just don't have all of the Christian beliefs." -Mother

"Ooh, so Christianity's like an expansion pack for Judism." -Myself

[Arguia Zsah]

 'What sort of person sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.' - Terry Pratchett


Mwahahahahahahahaharrr!!!!!

[Aqualis]

 "I think it's trying to tell us something!" - Some movie I dont remember

[The Lady Shael]

 I have a bunch of quotes I hear from friends and family in real life...I've been keeping track since February of this year, and I've been posting them all in my LJ. Some of you are probably regular readers, but for others, here's the link: (26 entries so far! Well, some have more quotes than others, and some quotes are less funny than others)


http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories....otes&filter=all

They're all sorted by date.

[Trident]

 "It's sticky!  What is it?"
           -Frodo

[Arguia Zsah]

 It's mine. All mine, My precioussssssssssssss

(Gollum)

[Trident]

 "We have EVERYTHING in common!  Except for..."
  -Um... This would have to be me.  

"Did you see that?  That chair just RAN into me!"
  -You know who said this.

"I can do that, I'm blonde.  So what's YOUR excuse?"
  -...

[Juska]

 "God must love stupid people he made so many!"

"If you strangle a smurf what color does it turn?"

[Neobaron]

 "Never argue with the stupid. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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"What do you mean, 'Its a bomb!'?"

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"And then, with typical british efficiancy, they mistook armonal, the american drug used to enhance ________ (insert what you think it is here) , with Amonol, the explosive. This led to great confusion at hill 60, as the commanders became suspicious of their men and began to send patrols to make sure the men werent sneaking away at night and whoring about in nearby Belgian towns."

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"Help! Help! Im being opressed!"

[Holby]

 "...Every day you act worse, but today you're acting like tomorrow."
Fred Astaire, from Roberta

"Ho"
"Ho ho"
"Ho"
"Ho ho ho ho ho"
"Ho"
"ho ho"

-Help

"...four baby turtles!"
-Splinter