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August 31, 2004, 11:43:07 AM
 > A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
> >Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
> >
> >"Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
> >You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
> >THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
> >going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
> >Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
> >when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
> >Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
> >always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> >The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you?
> >You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> >
> >The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
> >feels like when I'm driving with you in the car.
>
"Less talky, more drivey." ~Hawk, Applegeeks Issue #161

~the mighta awualis

Arguia Zsah

#1
August 31, 2004, 01:16:20 PM
 right...

RazorClaw

#2
August 31, 2004, 01:53:08 PM
 lol, what's funny is that's accurate for a lot of people...

The Lady Shael

#3
August 31, 2004, 03:51:55 PM
 If my husband ever did that to me, I'd dump the bowl on his head and make my own breakfast.
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.

Holby

#4
August 31, 2004, 06:16:15 PM
 My husband would never do that to me, although I don't have a husband.
Nor do I have a wife. In fact, I don't have a girlfriend. Hroom hum.
Mildly amusing story, tho.
I will not deleted this

The Lady Shael

#5
August 31, 2004, 07:02:07 PM
 Heh. *almost thinks she's doomed to die single* Actually, a 9th grader tried hitting on me today in 6th period...he should consider himself lucky I didn't smash his head into the keyboard.  
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.

windhound

#6
August 31, 2004, 07:11:34 PM
 O.o
dang Shael..  with that attitude you will remain single forever  :lol:

interresting story Aqualis..  hee..
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Nohcnonk

#7
August 31, 2004, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: The Lady ShaelHeh. *almost thinks she's doomed to die single* Actually, a 9th grader tried hitting on me today in 6th period...he should consider himself lucky I didn't smash his head into the keyboard.
*thinks that was much funnier* :D  

Morzan

#8
August 31, 2004, 07:42:24 PM
 Hehe if a ninth grader tried hitting on me I would be like "Janitors closet, 15 mins" hehe.

Ah and then my girlfriend would use her long nails to tear out my eyes. Actually, her threats to me about cheating are much worse, but they are not exactly clean threats for RWL. hehe.

Tis a funny joke by the way.  
For every end, there is a new beginning.  This one shall have no endings, and no new beginnings shall come forth.

~Magnus Proditor~

Nohcnonk

#9
August 31, 2004, 07:48:16 PM
 If a ninth grader tried, hitting on me... um... *makes a poll*

Veranor

#10
August 31, 2004, 10:20:52 PM
Quote from: Morzantear out my eyes
*thinks of scenes in Kill Bill*

I didn't think it was that funny. I mean, if I was sitting there when it happened, it would be pretty amusing.
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