Lame song I made up in 5 minutes

[RazorClaw]

 The new Boy Band: Trousers
In: ?I Bought My Own Pants?





I was a handsome chap in school,
If it weren?t for one li?l thing I?d a been cool,
But though I had no nas-ty warts,
I had no trousers, only shorts, only shorts?

In my High School class, there was a blonde,
Of whose bell-bottoms, I was quite fond,
The Senior Prom came ?round the corner,
I asked ?er to it, nobo-dy warned ?er,
Yeah, I asked her to dance?
But she said only if I got some pants.

I bought my own paaaants,
But I had to borrow underwear,
I bought my own paaaants,
But I still need socks, can?t find ?em anywhere,
Got one brown one white, but not a pair, not a pair?

So I?m feeling fine ?til down the line, she says my golf shirt won?t do,
And with some sunglasses,
Why, at the prom I?d kick everyone?s (blank)
But I was confident I knew,
Shirts were common, all in slews, all in slews?

Bought a shirt, and some nice shades,
Went to my apartment on my roller blades,
And found as I got out a bath robe,
That I in fact had an entire wardrobe,
The shirts and the pants,
The socks and shades too,
Though I felt a little silly I was proud ?cause I knew

I bought my own paaaants,
But I had to borrow underwear,
I bought my own paaants,
But I still need socks, can?t find ?em anywhere,
Got one brown, one white, but not a pair, not a pair?
*fades*

[Roger]

 lol lk u sck mn u cldnt evn mk it 2 a lme hi skool bys bnd.  

[Veranor]

lol lk u sck mn u cldnt evn mk it 2 a lme hi skool bys bnd.

Razorclaw, if that is you... well.. you should be thwacked.

[RazorClaw]

 Eh? What for? It's only the spa room... *forum thwacks him and starts madly assaulting him* *runs away from the forum*

[Juska]

 lmao....if think the part about the socks makes the whole song.

[RazorClaw]

 Note that this is done in a low-tone British accent, as well.  

[Sonoras]

 What the.....? I don't have pants and I don't make songs about it.....