Okay, okay!

[Angst Vulpine]

 Um...No.

*looks at Angst Vulpine*

Angst  Vulpine: "All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
All in all you're just another brick in the wall."

I hope you're not talking about me...

Angst Vulpine: "Hey! Wait! I gotta new complaint! Forever indebt to your priceless advice..Your advice! Your advice...!"

More like it...

Angst Vulpine: "Broken hearted of your highness, I'm left---black..."

Cut that out.

Angst Vulpine: "Seen it before, but not like this, never before have I seen it this bad! She's just a woman! NEVER AGAIN!"

Get your scythe! We have a battle to fight!

Angst Vulpine: Okay. Who'm I fighting?

...A seven foot robocat?

Angst  Vulpine: "And I froze inside myself and turned away...I must be dreaming...We all live, we all die, that  does not BEGIN to justify, Oh! I must be dreaming!

...No more Evanescence for you.

Angst Vulpine: "I could be cruel, I could be ruthless! Ya know, I could be  JUST LIKE YOU."

*thwacking*

Okay, Blip, ya've meet yer match!

Angst Vulpine: *shows off scythe* "Pull me back together, or seperate the skin from bones, leave me all the peices, then you can leave me alone..."

[songs, in order, Pink Floyd, Just Another Brick In The Wall (part 2), Heart Shaped Box, Nirvana [Evanescence did a great cover], same thing,  Nickleback (gag), Never Again,  I Must Be Dreaming, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Just Like You, and SlipKnot (gag), Duality.]

[calria]

 *sporfles*

Can I have the Limited Edition Wolf Bite beanie baby?

[Angst Vulpine]

 Okay! (sorry, Ashyra.)  Have the Ad Plushie, too...I don't need it. 0_o *huggles her Wolf Bite Plushie*

[calria]

 yay!

Hmmm I don't need the Ad plushie... I've got the real thing...
*adds suction cups and sticks the Ad plushie to the back window of her New Yorker*
W00t! It's like those Garfields, only not. ^^

[Angst Vulpine]

 I have one of those. I've got a pink pig, too. 0_0

[IFman]

 *Finds a 4 year old nohc beaniebaby under his bed*
*gives it to nohc*

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 *Blip walks over*

*Blip stares*

*Blip grins*

*pats Blip*

Gimme plushie.

[Angst Vulpine]

 Angst Vulpine glares...

"No."

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 *Blip unsheathes his claws really slowly*

Yes..

[Angst Vulpine]

 Angst Vulpine growls, gray head beaded with concintartion sweat.

"Blip, I will defeat you."

She swings her scythe.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 Blip's green glass eyes flicker. He grins. He doesn't look speedy, and that had been many opponent's downfall.
Suddenly he leaps forward, swinging his left hand's claws towards Angst Vulpine.

(oh, yiss.. here's a tip - aim for Blip's wires. 'T'would be a good idea. ^.^)

[Angst Vulpine]

 (NO! He'll electrecute me.)

Angst Vulpine barely sees the attack in time, and awkwardly blocks with the flat of her scythe.  Growling, she fishes for her dagger in the folds of her cloak, and prepares herself.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 

(I'll make sure Blip doesn't summon the Green Yoshi this time... x.x)

Blip steps back and folds his arms, watching Angst Vulpine's every move. Blue sparks flash in his eyes.

"I summon the Green Yos-"

*thwacks Blip*  NO YOSHI! OKAY?

[calria]

 Cal grows to amazing proportions, picks Blip and Angst Vulpine up with leather gloves, and sets them in opposite cages with crackers to eat, and plays with their plushies.

[Angst Vulpine]

 CalRIA! Ashyra doesn't have any plushies. Bah.

And this was just getting good. As good as spam gets. BTW, Angst Vulpine doesn't eat crackers...Neither does the Blipstah. Angst Vulpine.. Just doesn't. Blipsi can't.


Angst Vulpine darts forward, holding the shaft of the scythe in a deathgrip. Leaping forward her sweaty hands slip a few inches back inches. As she swings it, the  weapon flies from her hands, and lands with a clang on the floor. Now she has only chain (manacles hanging from her left hand) and a dagger.

"I summon the spirt of Kurt Cobain!"

"You can't do that."

"Oh."


OR

Angst Vulpine contently sits down with a cracker and a plushie and goes back to cutting her wrists.