Last Word

[Krowdon]

He has people who read them and decide if Basement Cat himself should read them. if they are unworthy, he never sees them.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Remember my experiments from the earlier days of RSL? I have ways of inserting mind control into my messages!

[Krowdon]

The Universal Control Thread?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I think so... Yeah it should be that one.

[Krowdon]

Is that why I've had urges to buy guns  and hunt rouge commies in the woods?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No, that sounds like a natural urge any normal person would get. But yes, it is a possible byproduct. As are many things.

[Krowdon]

Wha tare the side effects of the Control thread?

[Daryn]

...

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Insanity, loss of vision, loss of teeth, loss of hair, loss of the ability to sustain life, death, infertility, and the uncontrollable urge to do as I say, and to mirror my actions and mannerisms.

[Shadow]

*Thanks Krowdon for band aid*

*Sets Ungatt in an infinite portal loop where he gains speed forever*

[Ungatt Trunn II]

*goes faster than light*
*breaks existence*

[Krowdon]

*Stops existing because Ungatt broke existance*

[Dark Claws]

*Defies the universe by existing in unexistence, whatever that means*

[Krowdon]

hmm.... Havemt had any of those.

I think it failed.

[Dark Claws]

You left out getting smaked in the head by an angry swarm of fire ants.