Last Word

[Briar]

This reminds me of the old days when /I/ was the grammer Nazi.

[AoU]

It's okay, Ungatt used of when he meant have, common mistake nowadays.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.

Eye strike the quays and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.

[AoU]

I really wish that you could die.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You're my mom, who is your dad.

[AoU]

Your grandfather?

[Night Wolf]

Wow

[AoU]

Did I miss something?

[Night Wolf]

Me?

[AoU]

Definitely no.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

AoU, there is something I must reveal to you.

[AoU]

I really hope you keep your pants on.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

YES,

Through plastic surgery you are your own grand father. Also your mom. here are the rules of your new JoB school:

NO TALKING
NO GUM
NO CURSING (darn and hell count as bad words, too)
NO SCREAMING
NO RUNNING
NO HATS
NO PORN
NO WIN
NO FAIL
NO MUSIC
NO ELECTRONICS
NO TALKING
NO THINKING WITH OWN BRAINS
NO THINKING WITH PORTALS
NO ATHEISM
NO RELIGION
GOD BLESS AMERICA
NO CONDOMS
NO FUN
NO U
NO DRUGS
NO HAPPINESS
NO PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION
NO TALKING
NO HUGGING
NO SMILING
NO LAUGHING
NO LIBERALS
NO REPUBLICANS
NO LULZ
NO GET
NO LOLDONGS

[AoU]

I'm going to go become an hero now..

[Ungatt Trunn II]

NEIN NEIN NEIN!