Last Word

[pippin the mighty]

woody allen

[Shadow]

For the love of God everyone stop posting here and let me win!

LOL

[pippin the mighty]

Hehe, do you realy think i could do that?

[Alazar is Back]

For the love of God everyone stop posting here and let me win!

LOL

i will never quit now.

[Gen. Volkov]

*Faerd sends a diplomat to Volkov, suggesting that they join together and crush the weak resistance movements of the puny mortals*

*Accepts proposal*

Fine. My evolutionary tree takes a different route, and I evolve from a slightly different algae than before. Burning me to a crisp only set me back 13 odd billion years, but since you are 13 billion years ahead of me it makes no difference from your perspective.

Er, what?

[Shadow]

My logic is impeccable :D. Just take my word for it, I'm back, only with slightly different facial features and a tail.

[Shadow]

Heh, predictable as always. Keep it up Alazar.

[kell]

beer

[Shadow]

kell! havent't seen you in a while, where have you been?

[Faerd]

Sir Robin: Look my liege, it's the old man from scene 24!

Arthur: Yes, he is the keeper of the bridge of death. Whoever wishes to cross must answer the five questions...

Sir Bedivere: Three sir.

Arthur: Must answer the, three, questions correctly. Or else they are cast into the gorge... of eternal peril!!! Sir Robin, you are brave, you go!

Sir Robin: H-How about Sir Lancelot, my lord?

Sir Lancelot: Yes, I shall take him single-handedly. I shall make a feint to the northeast...

Arthur: No no no, just answer the five questions

Sir Bedivere: Three sir.

Arthur: The three, questions, and god be with you.

Bridgekeeper: Stop! He who crosseth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, if e're the other side he see!

Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid!

Bridgekeeper: What is your name?

Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot the Brave.

Bridgekeeper: What is your quest?

Sir Lancelot: I seek the grail

Bridgekeeper: What is your favorite color?

Sir Lancelot: Blue.

Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go.

*Lancelot crosses bridge*

Sir Robin: THAT'S EASY!

*Robin rushes up to bridgekeeper*

Bridgekeeper: Stop, he who crosseth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, if-

Sir Robin: Yes, yes, ask me the questions!

Bridgekeeper: What is your name?

Sir Robin: Sir Robin!

Bridgekeeper: What is your quest?

Sir Robin: I seek the grail

Bridgekeeper: What is the capital of Assyria?

Sir Robin: I don't kno-AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH

*Sir Robin is thrown into the gorge of eternal peril*

*Bridgekeeper cackles*

*Galahad approaches bridgekeeper*

Bridgekeeper: Stop, he who crosseth the bridge of death must-

Sir Galahad: I know, I know, ask me the questions!

Bridgekeeper: What is your name?

Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad the Pure

Bridgekeeper: What is your quest?

Sir Galahad: To seek the grail

Bridgekeeper: What is your favorite color?

Sir Galahad: Blue... No, Yel-AaAAAAAAARRRGGHHH

*Sir Galahad is thrown into the gorge of eternal peril*

*Bridgekeeper cackles maniacally*

Bridgekeeper: Stop, he who crosseth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, if e're the other side he see!

Arthur: Ask me the questions bridgekeeper!

Bridgekeeper: What is your name?

Arthur: Arthur, King of the Britons

Bridgekeeper: What is your quest?

Arthur: I seek the holy grail.

Bridgekeeper: What is the average wing velocity of an unladen swallow?

Arthur: What do you mean? An African or a European?

Bridgekeeper: I don't kno-AAAAAARRGHHH

*Bridgekeeper is thrown into gorge of eternal peril*

Sir Bedivere: How do you know so much about swallows my liege?

Arthur: Well, you have to know these things to be king...

*Remaining knights cross bridge with Arthur*

[Faerd]

*Faerd re-defines the reality upon Volkov and his Volkovites, making them killable only by Faerd and Volkov in the case of a rebellion*

*Faerd modifies two ordinary pistols so that they cannot be used by anyone besides Faerd and Volkov and can destroy anything they come into contact with (besides faerd and volkov) including Void-spawned and Void-created objects, and also including Pwnage-shielded objects*

*Faerd cackles at his extreme overpowered-ness*

[Shadow]

Shadow invents and patents the unperpowererer (intentional) and uses it on faerd to devestating effect. his pistols become water guns, and the volkovites into a large lump of slightly moldy cheese.

[pippin the mighty]

*Eats all the slighty moudly cheese and falls over... not moving..., suddenly remembering it was lunch, i got up and ran shouting " cheese cheese more more cheese! mustnt miss lunch or i get a red butt!"*.

[bjornredtail]

Meh... All is well that ends well... Say, how do we get out of this void?

[pippin the mighty]

You eat your way out *starts eating his way in*