Last Word

[windhound]

ah, but Philip is over they Shadow
so half the posts dont really count
plus, its fun to talk to Philip, so 'double posting' is much more prevelant.  it doesnt look like you're replying right after your last post because Philip is there, but its still a double post

[Faerd]

WTF

Nonsensical nonsense does not make sense
::)
WALKING MOOBURGERS

[Shadow]

the scrolling writing is getting old people...

[Gen. Volkov]

volkov gets stuck in the awful mess left by baboob redtail just as the general pwnage cannon commits suicide out of shame because nobody will clean it up. his antipwnage shield takes the blast but is now useless, and volkov gets sucked into the septic system down to earth.

*Fiddles with early life on the primeval earth.* *Winds up 2 races of human beings* *One is composed of super-Volkovs who immediately pwn everyone who tries to fight them* *The other is alot weaker and dumber than the original version of Homo Sapiens and is incapable of building things like RDG's, general pwnage cannons, improbability drives or controlling armies of ninja chickens* *Faerd stays dead, nor builds the RDG, Firetooth doesn't get a RDG or an army of ninja chickens and bjorn never build the general pwnage cannon and Volkov generally wins*

Sending me to primeval earth was not the smart move. I have successfully fiddled with evolution and made myself unstoppable. Muhaha.

volkov I never had internal organs lol.

BS.

[Peace Alliance]

ah, but Philip is over they Shadow
so half the posts dont really count
plus, its fun to talk to Philip, so 'double posting' is much more prevelant.  it doesnt look like you're replying right after your last post because Philip is there, but its still a double post

Sorry, i don't quite follow... Is Philip there?

[Alazar is Back]

 how do you even do that?

EDIT:OK got it now ;)

[windhound]

Philip is FAF's Forum Bot Sticker
Any post in FAF's spam room is answered by Philip unless you put the word 'antisocial' somewhere in your post
<3 Philip

[Firetooth]

I own you all! :D

[Firetooth]

My ninja chickens cannot die and can kill all of you *eats pip while super-evloved volkov dies*

[Faerd]

*Faerd sighs as he feels the pull of death as Volkov redirects history and shouts down to the not-so-primeval earth*

"OY! VOLKOV! I ALREADY MODIFIED REALITY! NOTHING THAT ANYONE DOES OR DOESNT DO CAN AFFECT ME! I AM INVIIIIIINCIBLE! AND ALSO!"

*Faerd hefts the RDG, points at the Volkov-ites, and fires*

*Volkovites are turned into super-volkovites with limited telekenitic abilites, half belonging to Volkov and the other to Faerd*

*Faerd points the RDG at the ninjachickens making them able to be killed*

"You're welcome!"

[Faerd]

BLARGEDYBLARGBLARGRrRRRRRRRR

GNANGOOOOOLLLLLLLLLBOBBLE.


*Murlocs swarm the thread*

[Peace Alliance]

ahhahaha, thats just like how they sound!

[Faerd]

*Mario voice comes over the forums*

"NEEEEW RECORD!"

[Shadow]

The general pwnage cannon swings around to earth and starts generally pwning volkovites. It is outside of time and therefore untouched by Volkov's changes, and can wreak havoc at will. Baboon Redtails fly everywhere as Shadow remotedly controls the general pwnage cannon to sever the sewage link between the void and Earth, effectively trapping Volkov on a rapidly disentegrating planet in the early Jurassic period with nothing for company but the occasional crazed chicken. Baboon Redtails, knocked from their perch on the general pwnage cannon, fall to earth like comets, causing gross splashes and more than one dead Volkovite, and roasted baboon becomes the staple diet for the final weeks before the Earth's now irregular rotation rips it in half like a phonebook.

[Shadow]

ah, but Philip is over they Shadow
so half the posts dont really count
plus, its fun to talk to Philip, so 'double posting' is much more prevelant.  it doesnt look like you're replying right after your last post because Philip is there, but its still a double post

yeah but even discounting phillip it is well over 6000 posts