Last Word

[bjornredtail]

*Uses a submarine to retaliate, rescue weasels, and launch a space colony with anti-missiles and railguns*

[Firetooth]

*buys 1more subramine den you can every type with infite guns and shields and blow them all up, leaves the weasels to drownand founds a new empire:tinned meat sales: Interviews darth vader and persuades him to blow up redtails keyboard, subsequently winning*
Im jusst to full of spam :D

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*Eats more tinned meat and throws ninja chickens at the already dying weasels*

[bjornredtail]

Railguns... Open Fire! Activate shield evading electrical potential difference cannon. We shall not be defeated this easily.
*opens tin, eats meet*

[Firetooth]

*YAWN* I just need to mug faerd...
*mugs faerd and steals Reality defining gun (RDG) and uses it to turn the bullets into choclate and the sumberine into candyfloss*...aww I feel all warm after my good work eating all that tasty...sweet food... :3
*steals redtails tinned meat and gladly eats it, using RDG to turn redtail into a ninja chicken*

[bjornredtail]

Redtail, the ninja chicken pwns Firetooth, destroying the reality defining gun in the process. Everything returns to normal, and RWL has a Weasel race again. Additionally, Bjorn patents any gun or cannon technology that has not yet been developed. You will have to pay me royalties for each shot you take...

[Faerd]

Caboose: Well, if you remember, the fuzzy glowy thing told me to use Tucker's imagination to build stuff, but I didn't have his imagination, I only had mine, so I used MY imagination to pretend like I had Tucker's imagination! *Caboose gestures to the entire map* AND LOOK WHAT I CAME UP WITH! Tucker... you are very imaginative!

Tucker: Uhh... thanks?

Caboose goes on about the features he added into each base...

Ralph: You guys do realize that he didnt actually make this map... this is the third map in the downloadable pack.

Church: Yeah, but we've figured out that it's much easier to just go with what he says than to try ignoring him.

[Shadow]

AARRRGGGHHH why are the forums so dead? Come on people, we are only a few pages from the record, let's go already

[Firetooth]

well i was only dead yesterday cause I couldnt get on.
LETS GET POSTY!PIZZA AND CHIPPIES!
and faerd...well...that explains that :D

[Firetooth]

Redtail, the ninja chicken pwns Firetooth, destroying the reality defining gun in the process. Everything returns to normal, and RWL has a Weasel race again. Additionally, Bjorn patents any gun or cannon technology that has not yet been developed. You will have to pay me royalties for each shot you take...

*yawn* mugs faerd and chicken redtail, stealing rdg and any weapons and dissoles all but RDG*
*USES rdg to destroy redtail and his weasels* :P

[Gen. Volkov]

*Drops Q-Bomb* *Destroys the Earth*

*Wins*

[Firetooth]

*Drops Q-Bomb* *Destroys the Earth*

*Wins*

*uses RDG to stop at last second, turns volkov into a monkey and uses volkov's own bowel disruptor against him*  :D
*eats the tinned meat, enjoys the tinned meat*

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[bjornredtail]

*Collects royalties on the RDG patent, uses money to build a constant reality shield for the space colony*

[Firetooth]

*yawn* easy that one!
*Uses Rdg to make it only respond to his hand, and destroy the shields AND rdg planet*
*allies with space collony, turns redtail into a ninja chicken, flushes him down toilet, destorys RWl, world dies*
*laughs maniaclly, eats tinned meat, wins!* 

[Shadow]

space colonies aren't realistic, therefore the RDS destoys them

[Firetooth]

exactly, though faer-erm my RDG beat the RDS to it!