Last Word

Shadow · October 01, 2007, 10:01:52 PM

yeah you wish

Aqualis · October 02, 2007, 01:47:35 AM

hey, i like fire, and explosions, what do you expect?

Shadow · October 02, 2007, 06:10:08 AM

lol im a bit of a pyro myself. i used to make huge fireballs using parafin wax and tin cans. burned my friends eyebrows off once when he took one in the face

Aqualis · October 02, 2007, 07:20:39 AM

I've got a bottle of brake fluid in the drawer of my desk I've been dying to use for illicit purposes.

kell · October 02, 2007, 10:18:23 AM

ok i can win this one i can make so many explosives from household/garden products, have to say i love nail bombs so much fun

Peace Alliance · October 02, 2007, 10:54:42 AM

alright... terrorist forums are that-away *points*

no bomb-making talk here please (remember PG means no assembly instructions)

kell · October 02, 2007, 11:20:19 AM

i didnt give instructions thats something i charge for or teach the younger generation my skills that were passed on to me by the older generation and so forth

Shadow · October 02, 2007, 01:51:08 PM

parafin fireballs can get the size of a car if you do it right

and me and a friend lit snow on fire with gas once (it doesnt melt very fast) and went surfing through it. i told him to stand back so i could put some more gas on it but he didnt and i poured gas all over his leg while he was sliding through flames. luckily there was a lot of snow around so he didnt really get burned. it was funny as hell.

Aqualis · October 02, 2007, 07:40:00 PM

I know a guy who set dirt on fire. After filling a large cardboard tube with wood and lantern fuel.

Shadow · October 02, 2007, 08:42:09 PM

i found a cd store selling all you can carry vinyl recoreds for 5 bucks

i bought about 50 lbs of recoreds and dunked them in gas and threw them like flaming frisbees. sometimes the gas slides off as you throw it, leaving a wobbly disk of flame hanging in mid air

Peace Alliance · October 02, 2007, 09:36:05 PM

Okay, consider this an OFFICIAL warning. No assembly instructions here please.

Shadow · October 02, 2007, 09:55:31 PM

ok im done now

kell · October 03, 2007, 03:12:29 AM

*copies and pastes*

have to try that lol

Aqualis · October 03, 2007, 04:13:45 PM

***** + ** + *** = ****** + ****

And that's how you make ********* ********** *** ****.

Gen. Volkov · October 04, 2007, 12:52:01 AM

Water + grass + female moocoow + male moocow = younger Moocow

Assembly instructions for making moocows. Whoops. Guess I violated the official warning. I am, after all, advocating the use of several very dangerous ingredients. Water is highly dangerous if you inhale it, grass is very dangerous if you eat just grass for a long time, and cows are very dangerous if you piss them off.

Yes... I am a smartass. Hadn't you noticed yet?