Last Word

bjornredtail · November 09, 2006, 12:24:14 AM

The use of anti-tank weapons aginst livestock.

Ruddertail · November 09, 2006, 04:45:36 PM

Ah. Personally, it's kinda wasteful. Fun, but wasteful... I wanna be able to eat the cow after I kill it.

Gorak · November 09, 2006, 10:07:23 PM

seriously, in Cambodia, they'll let you shoot a cow with a rocket launcher for $150
it's a tourist attraction

mmmm, pre cooked hamburger

The Lady Shael · November 10, 2006, 12:18:31 AM

I bet Disney would double their profit if they had an attraction like that. Or maybe not...

Ruddertail · November 10, 2006, 01:00:59 AM

Can you say "Lawsuit"?

Gen. Volkov · November 10, 2006, 04:00:29 AM

We must keep our high powered assault rifles, otherwise deer wearing body armor will take over the world!!!!

Also, shooting a cow with a TOW missile would kick so much rear.

Gorak · November 10, 2006, 09:50:34 PM

a 40-year-old deputy of the local administration board had taken his dog out for a walk. He encountered a Police Academy cadet who was escorting two women to their homes.

The cadet pointed out that the deputy's dog was not allowed on a public street without a lead and muzzle. Now, only an exceedingly bold cadet would be presumptuous enough to tell a village deputy what to do, so the two men began to argue. Unable to resolve the matter by verbal means, the deputy finally pulled out a military RGD-5 hand grenade and threw it to the cadet's feet. His well-trained dog immediately ran for the object and fetched it for his master... and man and dog met the same messy fate.

Police are investigating how the deputy came to have a grenade in a country where citizens are forbidden to carry arms, let alone military ordinance.

Aqualis · November 10, 2006, 10:20:33 PM

I've heard that before actually. I think it's also somewhat fitting that that particular post was number 666 in this topic.

Gorak · November 11, 2006, 07:50:19 PM

thats alota posts :-o

Gen. Volkov · November 11, 2006, 10:56:30 PM

Indeed.

Aqualis · November 12, 2006, 12:19:33 AM

Meh, I wrote a whole 276 post topic completely by myself once. It was a very boring night. I can find the link if you want me to.

Peace Alliance · November 12, 2006, 01:37:25 PM

i would LOVE to read your 276 page post, that would be SO much fun....

Gorak · November 12, 2006, 02:49:58 PM

just remember, John Dies at The End

Aqualis · November 12, 2006, 08:37:07 PM

Quote from: Peace Alliance on November 12, 2006, 01:37:25 PM
i would LOVE to read your 276 page post, that would be SO much fun....

If you insist. And it turns out it's only 239 posts.

Gorak · November 12, 2006, 11:55:11 PM

www.johndiesattheend.com