Last Word

[bjornredtail]

Pneumatic, meaning air operated.
*gun fails inital testing due to sabatoge, repairs are made*

[kell]

so so so cazy....

[kell]

beer win it

[Faerd]

*Uses RDG upon an ordinary lunchbox creating... the LUNCHBOX OF LUDICROUS STRENGTH!!! (LoLS... no pun intended)

*Uses LoLS to bash Shadow into a parallel universe that subsequently implodes as new matter is entered, destroying Shadow's overpowered form and making him into an empty shell of himself with no power whatsoever except for being able to be a sub-moronic alligator with a bad case of acne*

*Lol's*

:P

[Faerd]

Believe it or not I wrote and then saved that entire scene in MS Word so I simply copypasted it in here... =D

And by the way, sorry Kell, haven't memorized black knight scene   :'(

*Cries in a corner*

*Pulls out RealityDefiningGun and uses it upon Kell, making him find the scene and post it*

*cackles*

[bjornredtail]

With the newly repaired pneumatic potato minigun, or rather the Pneumatic Gatling Potato Launcher, The Redtail prosceeds to make french fries at an unprecedented rate of fire, thus filling the lunchbox.

[kell]

drat....i know most of it but not word for word agh well its an excuse to watch it again

[lonewolf1817]

wait.... when the F^@% did we get icecream?!?!

[Shadow]

*Uses RDG upon an ordinary lunchbox creating... the LUNCHBOX OF LUDICROUS STRENGTH!!! (LoLS... no pun intended)

*Uses LoLS to bash Shadow into a parallel universe that subsequently implodes as new matter is entered, destroying Shadow's overpowered form and making him into an empty shell of himself with no power whatsoever except for being able to be a sub-moronic alligator with a bad case of acne*

*Lol's*

:P

Shadow eats the fries, and the grease causes the accelerated evolution of one of the acne pimples into a powerful lizard-based Shadow who is completely immune to all attacks by LoLS

[Gen. Volkov]

(dogity-it) volk it already happened.*Volkov misses Shadow by about 3 seconds, which is more than enough time for an unimaginable force to ruin a race of volkovites. Shadow steals the bowel disruptor and hurls it through the hole in the alternate reality left as bjorn is pulled back through. The rift seals with a gross sucking noise*

No darn it, there's always time for the hero to save the day. Besides which, if stuff just happens without the chance to respond, then I'll just create a completely unstoppable force and have it pwn all of you so fast that you have no possible chance to stop it. So either I get to respond as if we are acting in the same instant, and thus you get to respond to my actions, or I declare myself ultimate winner and there's nothing you can do about it.

Shadow eats the fries, and the grease causes the accelerated evolution of one of the acne pimples into a powerful lizard-based Shadow who is completely immune to all attacks by LoLS

But not immune to scale rot, which Volkov injects him with, and Shadow dies a horrible gooey death.

[kell]

*feeds the  gooey remains of shadow to bjornredtail

[bjornredtail]

Good luck with that...
*Gets more potatoes*

[Faerd]

creamed ice? where

[windhound]

Thar it is

[Shadow]

infects bjorn and makes shadowredtail