Last Word

[Shadow]

Fine. My evolutionary tree takes a different route, and I evolve from a slightly different algae than before. Burning me to a crisp only set me back 13 odd billion years, but since you are 13 billion years ahead of me it makes no difference from your perspective.

*learns voodoo and starts doing unpleasant things to figurines of all the characters in this twisted RPG*

[Alazar is Back]

IM CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o

[pippin the mighty]

Guess then

[bjornredtail]

Hummm.... Twisted RPG... Seems like a great idea.
*starts drawing up plans for a rocket propelled grenade*

[Firetooth]

*uses parrelel gun to escape this twisted topic and go to it in a another universe*

here was the last pst over there, yes it is different:

Hummmddemdum.... Twisted RPG... Seems like a great idea.
*starts writing up plans for a rocket thrown grenade*

[Firetooth]

see I have power over you all from another planet in another Universe *laughs mainacially and doesnt fall down coughing, but just trips over*
oww...
*shifts what he was going to post in ninja chicken language*

hjgn kljh vgtyj5%%gbh ~~jkohuj?...>jggtubjg*

*I will take over this infernal topic!* ::)

[Firetooth]

your fridge?

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monty python quotes:
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

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King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!

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Prince Herbert: But mother,
King of Swamp Castle: Father, I'm father.
Prince Herbert: But father...

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The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*

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King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

[Firetooth]

If anyone read all of that you are either very bored, very sad, or an alien race which can read 1567 times faster then a human! :o

[Arguia Zsah]

If anyone read all of that you are either very bored, very sad, or an alien race which can read 1567 times faster then a human! :o

Or more intelligent than Firetooth and quote the post, and read it in the reply box. ;)

[pippin the mighty]

Or just copy and paste into a document, you dont think it over connor

*Goes to secret hide out and cries in the corner " im not crying, im just full of water "*.

[Firetooth]

If anyone read all of that you are either very bored, very sad, or an alien race which can read 1567 times faster then a human! :o

Or more intelligent than Firetooth and quote the post, and read it in the reply box. ;)

ROFL
*Uses paradox to define something 'cause he;s bored*

[Firetooth]

Or just copy and paste into a document, you dont think it over connor

*Goes to secret hide out and cries in the corner " im not crying, im just full of water "*.

yay someone actually called me by my name (conor)
whether that is accidental or not is still...unknown! ::)

[pippin the mighty]

No connor, connor connorconnorconnorconnorconnorconnor

[pippin the mighty]

[Firetooth]

Ninja chickens!