Last Word

[Firetooth]

update of my drama with the rabbit:
Deputy drake died!  :o
Ol' smarty pants lost an arm
sg't kill kill and tom the fox didnt appear...
and the rabbit went on a murderous rampagee! ::)

Firetooth:What's up tom?
Tom:Um...the sky?
(sgt kill kill runs i, missing several limbs, followed by old smary pants)
kill kill:the rabbits are coming!
Tom:Lets run?
Firetooth:nah you coward its only a rabbit, Ill kill it watch
(10 seconds later firetooth runs away, followed by the rest scremning)
Firetooth:I agree with tom!I admit it!

[Gen. Volkov]

*Hits Faerd with blast from the bowel disruptor before he can bring out his character sheet, just after he sets aside the RDG* *Bowel disruptor is set on "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS HAPPENING INSIDE ME!?!?!"*

*Faerd is incapacitated and later dies from his internal organs being turned into a liquid goo of about the consistency of toothpaste*

*Is safe behind his antipwnage shield*

*Wonders how Firetooth is still running around when he should be dead due to lack of internal organs*

*Wanders into the void, firing off blasts of bowel disrupting energy at everything that moves*

[Shadow]

*Wanders into the void, firing off blasts of bowel disrupting energy at everything that moves*

volkov gets stuck in the awful mess left by baboob redtail just as the general pwnage cannon commits suicide out of shame because nobody will clean it up. his antipwnage shield takes the blast but is now useless, and volkov gets sucked into the septic system down to earth.

[Faerd]

As soon as Faerd dies a loud beeping noise is heard along with a robotic voice: "Error... Error... Improbability Drive Activated..."

*Faerd comes back to life as a killer invincible clown hellbent upon destruction*

Somewhere in Nevada...

AAAAAAAUUUGGHGHHGHGHGGHG

*Clownfaerd (CF) picks up a stop sign before warping back to the void and proceeding to whack everything within sight, or out of sight*

*Seventeen doors open, random corpses flying out at high speeds in all directions*

(Yeah, I totally stole the clown from Madness, but what the hey?)

[Faerd]

Amazing Alliteration Alters Animals Awkwardly (And Apparently Amazons Also!)

[windhound]

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[bjornredtail]

Somewhere else in Nevada...
*the army of Redtail gathers along an old BLM road. A portal opens up, and the long line of vehicles drives into the void to relieve and reinforce the forces of the void* 

[pippin the mighty]

hello noobs!

[pippin the mighty]

monkey farms

[pippin the mighty]

HAHAHAHA i own 8 monkey farms! mwuhahahahaha!

[Firetooth]

volkov I never had internal organs lol.
*uses ninja chickens to close voidd forever*
*wonders whatever happened to baboon redtail*

[Firetooth]

...I am spam...well maybe im the ninja chicken of the spam! :D

[pippin the mighty]

hahahahahhahahahaha :amazing: :happy: :amazing: :happy: :amazing: :happy: :amazing: :happy: :o :( >:( :D ;) :) ??? ::) :P :-[ :wink: :-X :-\ :-* :'( :'( :-* :-\ :-X :wink: :-[ :P ::) ??? :happy: :o :( >:( :amazing: :D ;) :)

[Firetooth]

...*rabbits swarm firetooth, subsequently biting him to death as well as drowning him*
LOL

[pippin the mighty]

*8 monkets walked into the clearing bearing their teeth. One bit my head so i had no other way... hit it with my picture of the pope!*

HEHEHEHEHE ;) :-X :D ::)