Last Word

[Faerd]

I'm just quoting Red Vs Blue....

Anywho, how's everyone doing?

And yes, I am the king of randomness.

[Faerd]

btw, new sig... =D

[Peace Alliance]

I donno if you can dub yourself king of randomness.

Wouldn't the title itself have to be random? Like you could be the Old Duke of Randominity or something... Not sure if you could just be the kind of randomness

[Firetooth]

I donno if you can dub yourself king of randomness.

Wouldn't the title itself have to be random? Like you could be the Old Duke of Randominity or something... Not sure if you could just be the kind of randomness

faerd is the chicken of randomness
alright here's what I am:
ye old t-mobile salemen random lord.
like it? ???

[Gen. Volkov]

AHH!Just die!!!!

No.

*runs in and shoots off volkovs arm, but then it turns into a gooy mess and reforms.*

What? No, you are incapacitated. Pooping out your spleen remember?

*Ninja chicken army use bowel disrputor on volkov. Setting?Mega mess of former organs and/or bones*

Bah, I hereby decree that you or anyone affiliated with you gets to use the bowel disruptor. You don't get the reference and are not thinking up clever or funny settings.

*sighs*Im not on earth how many times you gotta be told?

I never said you were on the earth, in fact, that is why I am able to blow it up.

*uses RDG to destroy ALL bowel disruptors, and uses it to turns his spleen into candy and eats it.*..yummy Lips Sealed

The lack of internal organs means you can't ingest anything, and in fact quickly kills you. You can't use the RDG to destroy the bowel disruptor. It's part of my reality, and I am rejecting any reality you create for me and substituting my own.

*turns monkey volkov into jar jar binks*

No, you don't, your dead from lack of internal organs.

anyway, now I will randomly put in quotes to destroy volkovs reality.
"No luke, I am your father!"~Darth Vader

Doesn't work.

*"borrows" this wonderful creation and uses on volkov*
*wins*

*Creates anti-pwnage shield* *Shoots Firetooth with the newly invented FAIL gun* *It causes Firetooth to fail at life and just generally be made of fail and lose.*

*Wins*

[Firetooth]

volkovs reality is torutre land, he has to read all my spam, and he's rejected from hsi reality.

quote off volkov
Bah, I hereby decree that you or anyone affiliated with you gets to use the bowel disruptor. You don't get the reference and are not thinking up clever or funny settings.

Yay!Builds a bowel disruptor shield.

[Peace Alliance]

Good effort.

Hey does anyone here know how to skin a rabbit?

[Firetooth]

Good effort.

Hey does anyone here know how to skin a rabbit?

quote from kotor
"There are many ways to scalp a wookie, but only one chance to skin it"
"Thats disgusting"
"Also very true"
Now look at my version:
"There is many ways to shoot a rabbit, but only one way to skin it"
"Thats beutiful!Can I give it a try?"
"No. Looks can be decieving, the rabbit bit off my arm"
"..."
"yes ... away for all I care!"
"...thanks I will!....
"...I was being sarcastic..."
"Now your dotting as well!..."
"...*shoots partner*"
"...ugh why did you shoot me"
"..."
THE END
Will you all aplaude or throw tomatoes at me

[Peace Alliance]

Hey guys! You can all have a rare oppertunity now to read one of my poems! I write so few, and this is pretty much the first time i've actually shown other people....

It has a swear though, so if that offends you, don't click on this link: http://stickersticker.deviantart.com/art/Malice-behind-my-Moth-73837297

[Firetooth]

its actually quite good...why couldnt it be about skinning rabbits...wait....rabbots!robotic rabbits!

[Firetooth]

jelly

[Gen. Volkov]

volkovs reality is torutre land, he has to read all my spam, and he's rejected from hsi reality.

Nope, as I've previously stated, you cannot impose your reality on me. Any time you attempt to do so, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Yay!Builds a bowel disruptor shield.

*Builds a bowel disruptor than can break the shield*

[pippin the mighty]

*builds a knife dispenser* that should do it =) *skips gaily around with bear*

[Firetooth]

thank you very much pip *uses RDG to turn knife dispenser into a teddy dispenser*
*upgreades RDG into A RRDG (ROCKET reality defining gun)*

[Faerd]

new sig!