Last Word

[AoU]

I'm Canadian.

[Muse]

So that means....

[AoU]

I am quite fond of Maple Syrup.

[Muse]

And beavers. And toilets.

[AoU]

What? Doesn't everyone have a fondness for toilets? I'm pretty sure they are infinitely better than the alternative.

[Muse]

Beavers are softer. And less chafing.

[AoU]

Don't even jokingly disparage my national animal. I will deep fry a bald eagle.

[Muse]

Heck, I braised a nice birdie for din-din last night. Our national animal should be the turkey. Much more majestic.

[AoU]

And as smart as an average American, too.

[Muse]

MURIKA!
Probably smarter. And more social, and better with both money and thousands of armed forces and nuclear weapons.

[AoU]

That's why I chose to be born Canadian.

[Muse]

I was blackmailed into my birthnation.

[AoU]

It does sort of suck.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

We're still better than you.

[AoU]

You are better than me, Ungatt. But the rest of them, not so much.