Last Word

[AoU]

I thought a haiku
You had written for our eyes.
I was mistaken.

[Muse]

Your eyes sparkle as the
world dances with roaring flames
You are quite content.

[Muse]

Wait, bad as in ghetto, or bad as in infested with beavers?

[Briar]

Beavers are amazing. It's those Ducks you have to watch out for

[Muse]

Mmm. Or the lumberjacks and maple trees.

[Camaclue]

screw haikus, they suck.
Why am I making one now?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MOOSE!?!?

[Muse]

I have mde you like me!
LET THE NIGHTMARES BEGIN!

[Briar]

Haikus are fun
But sometimes, they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

[Camaclue]

or the.... um...

MiRaClEs.
:33< *ac steals the computer away from Gamz33*
:33< Camaclue's purrfectly fine, just lonely.
THEN WHY IS HE COPYING OUR EVERY TYPING QUIRK AND ACTING LIKE US?
That was rUde, Karkat.
He's jUst going throUgh a phase. u_u
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT-

uH, HI EVERYBODY,
gAMZEE JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT BY, UH, tEREZI,
AND-

8ehold, it is I, ME!
I don't like vriska, so no whatchamacallits for her.
HUZZAH!!!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I miss the trolls so  :'(

[AoU]

I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING

[AoU]

I must say, I am quite fond of beavers.

[Camaclue]

WHY TROLLS, WHY??
We must carry on their legacy until they come back!

[Camaclue]

Moose.
I'm gonna call you moose from now on.
Moose.
It's funny because I feel like it.
Moose!
This will either make you annoyed or happy.
MOOSE!!!

[AoU]

Or maybe my sheer indifference will crush you.