Eliminate Dihydrogen Monoxide!

[Gen. Volkov]

 Dihydrogen monoxide is a tasteless, odorless, colorless substance that has killed more people than any other killer out there. More than war, disease, famine and accidents combined. It can kill in a matter of minutes, and its everywhere. In the air you breath, in the land, in the oceans. Thousands die from it every day. We must stop this terrible killer! Join me in my petition to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
Together we can make a difference!

Signed (Sign as a response)

Gen. Volkov

[Myrhakel]

 I found a few more reasons:

DHMO is the most prevalent greenhouse gas.  It causes more global warming than carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, and methane combined.
DHMO is a colorless, odorless constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases, and disease-causing agents.
DHMO has lead to many environmental hazards, accelerates erosion, is the primary component of acid rain, and has a profound impact on wild life.  The damage is costing billions of dollars.
DHMO has many immediate, personal dangers.  Found in volumes as small as a single vial, it can cause second and even third degree burns if it contacts bare skin.  Death frequently results from the accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in reletively small amounts.

[Nohcnonk]

 Hmm... cool.  Can you buy that stuff on EBAY maybe?  I could use some for... experiments.

[Peace Alliance]

 Yeah! Lets attack DHMO with fire! fire would be better right?

[Wolf Snare]

 Wow, this stuff is REAL? sounds dangerous...

[Nohcnonk]

 Yes, it is real.... unlike my desire for it. :D  

[Aqualis]

 *falls over laughing*

[Veranor]

 I won't spoil it!

[Juby (Tercios)]

 pfft, H2O, I'm more scared of Cow Farts, Methane is big green house gas.

[IFman]

 Pure oxygen will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(that's what it is)

[Peace Alliance]

 You know what i love? Oxygen3.

Theres nothing more refreshing then a nice cool breath of O3 early in the mornin.

Good 'ol ozone.

[sh0e]

 someone needs to post the news story on here

or at least post one of the web sites on here

[Nohcnonk]

 *drinks some water* Wot?

[IFman]

 O1=bad
O2=vital
O3= No sunburn

how to get rid of...
O1= kill cows (it's in milk)
O2=breathe a lot
O3= make cows fart

how to make
O1=no idea
O2=trees!
O3=they're working on it

information of Monoxide

[Juby (Tercios)]

O3=they're working on it

Ozone is given off by cars and some factories among thegift package of greenhouse gases, however they are terrible at low altitudes, bad for your health, because their bigger particles then other oxygens, they don't rise to the ozone layer when produced at land level.