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Kueller

April 06, 2004, 03:42:07 PM
 

Think about this:

A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(US Dept. of Health &Human Services)

Then think about this:

A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner 0.0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.
"The only difference between a tax man and a
taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin." -- Mark Twain

"Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you
were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain

 "A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to
his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off
with your money."  -- G.  Gordon Liddy


"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a
bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
-- Winston Churchill



I am not a member of the recent group of Star Wars peoples, nor am I copying them.

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One of my favorite all-time Star Wars scenes (from Darksaber):
Shoot the enemy! Kam Solusar commanded. Reflexively, the gunner followed the order. He fired both heavy laser cannons at full power. The Imperial Juggernaut exploded under its own firepower. Kam Solusar ducked, but the trunk of the Massasi tree shielded him from the flying shrapnel. He shook his head in disgust. "Stupid idiots," he thought, then slipped off to meet another target.

Gen. Volkov

#1
April 06, 2004, 03:48:44 PM
 *Is actually laughing out loud* That's great! I'm gonna e-mail that to all my friends!
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Juby (Tercios)

#2
April 06, 2004, 04:49:54 PM
 ACCIDENTAL gun deaths!  your forgetting homicides and suicide.  Over 30 000 people die yearly in firearm related deaths.  288 000 people suffer non fatal injuries in firearm related incidents.  Source:
http://www.orconsumer.org/oregon.pdf
America's per capita level of firearms related deaths are ghastly compared to the rest of the world.
Doctors are 9 000 times more likely to accidentaly kill someone then a gun owner is to ACCIDENTALY kill someone.
Real Betis? ? -? ? Tottenham Hotspurs? ? -? ? Partizan Beograd? ? -? ? Hannover 96

Wildwood

#3
April 06, 2004, 06:53:31 PM
 yea but doctors job is to work to save people.  There might be 120000 accidental deaths, but there is probably over 1000000 people saved by doctors.  How many people  have been saved by guns?
Apparently people are getting angry at me for having too long of a sig. when all you have to do is press three buttons to not veiw someone else's sig. if you do not want to see it so I no longer have one *grumble* lazy people *grumble*.  Whew! Run on sentence.

Oh big fish I took out the pictures.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Lol big fish is the word for cr.p
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Nohcnonk

#4
April 06, 2004, 07:02:52 PM
 Rofl!  That's funny!  People, take it as a joke.  Of course doctors save much more people that they kill, and many more would be lost if we did not have doctors at all, etc.  Good joke though. :D  

sh0e

#5
April 06, 2004, 07:11:09 PM
 lmao
the joke itself was only mildly funny
but people actually taking it seriously is an absolute riot

IFman

#6
April 06, 2004, 08:22:13 PM
 funny?
I'm so tired of being lost in a world,
Where no one can find me.
I want to break free of the cage,
That has been enclosing me for too long.
I know that I am alone and no one will save me,
So I am to escape for myself.
I wander down a path,
That will go on for eternity.
I shall never reach the end,
I am trapped no matter where I go.
Though I finally manage to reach the end,
I must fight the monster inside of me to pass.
It is filled with so much anger, hate, and despair,
The only antidote is love, courage, and hope.
The three things I do not have,
And never will.
It is there that I give up,
I have nothing left but myself.
So I lay down forever,
Never going to get up again...as I fade away from all existence.

Fun For None

#7
April 06, 2004, 08:25:49 PM
 Not amusing.

Darth Sidious

#8
April 06, 2004, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: Fun For NoneNot amusing.
My thoughts exactly.
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Juska

#9
April 06, 2004, 09:18:24 PM
 How many people have been saved my guns? Millions, guns stopped the Holocaust, should I go on? Hopefully no-one here is anti-gun. Without people owning guns it makes it so much easier for dicatorships to take reign. The stats are funny. Juby people sin, there going to go to heck.
Current Empires:

RtR: Juskabally #19

Wildwood

#10
April 06, 2004, 09:22:38 PM
 That was not funny at all.  I have no clue why you thought is was funny, is was not supposed to be a joke at all.
Apparently people are getting angry at me for having too long of a sig. when all you have to do is press three buttons to not veiw someone else's sig. if you do not want to see it so I no longer have one *grumble* lazy people *grumble*.  Whew! Run on sentence.

Oh big fish I took out the pictures.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Lol big fish is the word for cr.p
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Kueller

#11
April 06, 2004, 10:12:19 PM
 IT WAS TOO, Wildwood. Yeesh, you people are hopeless. Juby, bad people could kill you just as easily with a knife, a car, a train, a building, their fists, a rock, blah, blah, blah. Guns are just easier. Wildwood, more people were saved by guns in WWII than were saved by people takign a joke seriously an B.S.ing me, so go away.
"The only difference between a tax man and a
taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin." -- Mark Twain

"Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you
were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain

 "A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to
his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off
with your money."  -- G.  Gordon Liddy


"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a
bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
-- Winston Churchill



I am not a member of the recent group of Star Wars peoples, nor am I copying them.

user posted image


One of my favorite all-time Star Wars scenes (from Darksaber):
Shoot the enemy! Kam Solusar commanded. Reflexively, the gunner followed the order. He fired both heavy laser cannons at full power. The Imperial Juggernaut exploded under its own firepower. Kam Solusar ducked, but the trunk of the Massasi tree shielded him from the flying shrapnel. He shook his head in disgust. "Stupid idiots," he thought, then slipped off to meet another target.

Juby (Tercios)

#12
April 06, 2004, 10:20:52 PM
Quote from: JuskaHow many people have been saved my guns? Millions, guns stopped the Holocaust, should I go on? Hopefully no-one here is anti-gun. Without people owning guns it makes it so much easier for dicatorships to take reign. The stats are funny. Juby people sin, there going to go to heck.
I'm all for guns in the hands of the army, and no dictatorships do not rise easier in countries with few guns, if anything an armed population has led to more dictatorships from revolutions.  An unarmed country would have to ELECT a dictator and if it were an army coup, an armed population would lose to their army so your back at square one anyways.  The entire world is an example against those claims, guns make killing more impersonal, therefore easier, most people don't have the stomach to stab a person.  how do you explain the fact that in other first world nations with gun control there aren't very many gun related deaths and in the USA their is a ghastly number of murders, ghastly even in per capita terms?  What is wrong with the states if the only difference is guns and you claim it's not the guns.  and if countries with fewer fire arms are more susceptable to dictatorship, why are Canada, Europe, Japan and Austrailia not having trouble with dictatorships?
Real Betis? ? -? ? Tottenham Hotspurs? ? -? ? Partizan Beograd? ? -? ? Hannover 96

sh0e

#13
April 06, 2004, 10:31:59 PM
 this joke or w/e you want to call it is obvious flamebait and has been used many a place thusly
for anyone to take such a flawed and controversial comment seriously and become seemingly outraged is more than amusing

Wildwood

#14
April 07, 2004, 06:36:04 AM
 It was not a joke.  It might look like a joke, but it was not ment to be.  This is a serious topic.
Apparently people are getting angry at me for having too long of a sig. when all you have to do is press three buttons to not veiw someone else's sig. if you do not want to see it so I no longer have one *grumble* lazy people *grumble*.  Whew! Run on sentence.

Oh big fish I took out the pictures.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Lol big fish is the word for cr.p
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