*Yawns*

[Holby]

 I have played this game for almost a year and a half, with a fair amount of success.
I've been known for my ability in playing leaders, my food storing, on some occasions my ruthless attacks and kills, and, I hope, with a degree of honour.
But this game is not a challenge anymore, not as much fun as it used to and should be.
I have tried to teach, but found the time differences and my own life hard to co-operate with the way I want to help.
I have also decided I want to make a RWL "book", consisting of the many stories, images, and humour I've done.

Last round marked my year anniversary of winning Turbo for the first time. I celebrated that by winning last month. I am the only RWLer to have finished in the top ten every single round.
The above statement will soon be false. My Turbo account was deleted for inactivity, as I had put all effort into putting Heat into first early on, and found no reason to continue.

All of this brings me to the stage where it's time to drift into retirement. My reg account says only "Dormant Emperor". I intend to stay that way unless wakened.
No Turbo account, an inactive reg account. I'm already following what I say. Goodnight all, and thanks for everything.
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzz

-EDIT- *Opens an eyelid* I can see you're still watching me, and I guess I owe you all something. So...
The key to success in this game is...




Friendship.

*Closes eyelid* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[wolf bite]

 (Watches Holby get on a boat with tall gray bearded man, a short guy with hairy feet, and a few guys with pointy ears)


Wolf Bite

[Wolf Snare]

 *sad violin music plays softly*

*sniffle* ::cries::   Well, sp...speaking on behalf of everyone that p...plays this wonderful...ful game, I...I just have to to say that we are...are going to miss your unique st..style of play.

*blows nose noisily into hankerchief*
::cries::
I..I'm sure we w..will all miss th..the way y..you used t..to always.. c..c..casually blow most of us out of the w...water, as you c..claimed a sp..spot in the top ranks..s.

::cries:: *long pause for grieving sob* ::cries::  

*violin music continues*  ::cries::

Yiss... y..you have done some.... some amazing things in your  t..time herre... *sob* y...you haven't only pr...prooved yourself t..to be A respect..ed emperor, b...but you have w..won our hearts over. you are our emperor! ::cries:: and to sh..show you our un-dieing ap..p...preciation, we salut..te you... ::cries::

*at these words all of RWL hails before the almighty Holby*

::cries:: *sad violin ballad comes to a close, and all RWL'ers spontaneously break into an uncontrollable sob* ::cries::

[Wolf Snare]

 rofl..... we are ALL going to miss ya in game holbs :)  

[Ereptor]

 *bows*  Your were a good lad.  A good warrior.  And a good friend.

*walks into shadow*

[IFman]

 Bye Holby. You will be missed *Thinks about going on the next boat*

[windhound]

 *waves*
*nods*  your presence shall be missed..

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 Holby..

I'll really, really miss you.
Goodbye..

[Rocc Arrem]

I have tried to teach, but found the time differences and my own life hard to co-operate with the way I want to help.

It dosent help kicking people out.

Oh well Ill miss ya anyways

[calria]

 Ye'll still be within poking distance, right? *sporfles Holbs*

[Kueller]

 *cries* We're all sad to see you go, Holbs... Hope you'll poke in once in a while!  

[Nohcnonk]

 Aw, come on Holbs!  It'll be too easy now... *sigh* XD  Well, see ya around...

[Trogdor 22]

 Is it just me, or does this seem kinda cheesy?

[Checkerpaw]

Is it just me, or does this seem kinda cheesy?

*Resists the urge to make a smart aleck retort*

[Lady Oertt (Turmiculis)]

 Ooh...Good one..

That was smart aleky it itself. ^__^