To all participating in the overthrow of Loren

Holby · February 10, 2004, 05:34:27 AM

The 10 best ways to take down Loren
1.   Make them teach you Elvish, and catch ?em napping
2.   Inform them of a new way to understand all living things- Adventuring off in an lonely forest far from any computer
3.   Keep warning of spies in the clan, and watch as Devari explodes under so much password changing.
4.   Reduce clans to under 20 members
5.   Give them ? of a turn every ten minutes to promote clan-control
6.   Take away AIM. Watch Holby frantically try to communicate with his Apprentices through hand-signals and heat-seeking boomerangs.
7.   Kill Devari, Holby, and Wolf Bite simultaneously
8.   The above, but don?t forget the rest of the clan
9.   Hope the server goes down, and that Loren doesn?t exist when it comes back up.
10.   Lower your monitor to the floor.

Trogdor 22 · February 10, 2004, 06:56:37 AM

:lol:

Juby (Tercios) · February 10, 2004, 10:29:10 AM

agreed, very funny, but a few of us could take everybody for a spin if holbs, devari and wolf all died (At least thats what I tell myself).

Scwummin · February 10, 2004, 10:32:31 AM

Gwah. I'll have to try that Elvish thing..

Guthorm Swordmaster · February 10, 2004, 12:54:51 PM

Good ideas.

Gen. Volkov · February 10, 2004, 01:31:59 PM

The chances of you guys winning at this moment in time? Slim to none... you know how I know this? Loren STILL has 6 members in the top ten, after all this attacking, and the attackers have NONE... hmmm... methinks you should have waited... well, I don't want to see all these nice people(the ones attacking) destroyed, but that might be the price you pay for a too early strike. Good luck.. *Wishes people would listen too him*

Larrusus Deathspear · February 10, 2004, 05:41:02 PM

I'd like to tell you all something, a clan that said they wouldn't join my alliance has launched their own attack against Loren, they asked people to join themand help them and get lots of land, so anyone who wan't a part in this can immediatly attack loren and join in.

Fun For None · February 10, 2004, 07:08:43 PM

*laughs*

Someone seems awfully cocky. That's ok though, be happy with what little you have.

baska · February 11, 2004, 12:58:19 AM

Pah......Lassurus, you seem to actually think that you might win this thing? Pah. Pah to you Lassurus.Pah to you.

Fun For None · February 11, 2004, 06:41:12 AM

With the exception of Holby and maybe Wolf:

None of you can play.

Checkerpaw · February 11, 2004, 08:00:58 AM

Fun for None actually has a point. Many of us, probably including me, think we can play, but would actually get slaughtered in something like this if we were on our own.

:rolleyes:

Juby (Tercios) · February 11, 2004, 10:39:46 AM

*looks at fun for none and contemplates grabbing his duelling sword*

Gen. Volkov · February 11, 2004, 11:03:35 AM

Oh I wouldn't say that Fun for None.... wolf bite and Holby are definitely some of the best players here, but that doesn't mean no one else can't... In fact I'm a decent player myself.. and I'm bringing in good ones from somewhere else... so really you should say, that the reason no one has a chance right now is because the two best players in the game are on Loren's side....

Guthorm Swordmaster · February 11, 2004, 11:57:28 AM

This could get intresting.

Gen. Volkov · February 11, 2004, 12:18:48 PM

Indeed it could... but methinks that it won't, Loren is going to retal sometime, and that will probably end it.