Boze Appreciation Day (BAD)

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The Lady Shael

January 31, 2004, 10:57:09 AM
 And thus approaches the first day of my experiment. Instead of holding Retto's Appreciation Day every other month, the staff will rotate. *ponders* Except, this won't work anymore because we now have new staff members, and I based my idea off the staff members we had then.

But in any case, Boze should be notified and dragged to the forums by tomorrow, if need be.  
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.

The Voice

#1
January 31, 2004, 09:22:53 PM
 I like how a day for Boze is named "Bad" like hey! Its a bad day! Sorry, I find it funny.  
So quiet
Another wasted night
The television steals
The conversation
Exhale
Another wasted breath
Again it goes unnoticed.

Please tell me you're
Just feeling tired
'cause if it's more than
That I feeel that I might break
Out of touch  out of time.
Please send me anything
But signals that are mixed
Cause I can't read
Your rolling eyes
Out of touch  
Are we out of time?

Close lipped
Another goodnight kiss
Is robbed of all it's passion,
Your grip
Another time, is slack
It leaves me feeling empty.

I'll wait until tomorrow
Maybe you'll feel better then
Maybe we'll be better then
So what's another day
When I can't bear
These nights of thoughts
Of going on without you
This mood of yours is temporary
It seems worth the wait
To see your smile again
Out of the corner of your eye
Won't be the only way
You'll look at me then.


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I'm missing your bed  
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots
where we'd have to speak
And this bottle of
beast is taking me home.
I'm cuddling close
to blankets and sheets
You're not alone
and you're not discreet.
You make sure I know  
who's taking you home.
I'm reading your
note over again.
There is not a word
that I comprehend
except when you signed it
"I will love you always
and forever"

As for now I'm gonna
hear the saddest songs,
and sit alone and wonder
how you're making out
But as for me I wish that I was anywhere
With anyone
making out

I'm missing your laugh,
how did it break?
And when did your eyes
begin to look fake?
I hope you're as happy
as your pretending.
I'm missing your bed,
I never sleep.
Avoiding the spots
where we'd have to sleep.
And this bottle of
Beast is taking me home.

Your hair
It's everywhere
Screaming infidelities
Taking it's wear
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Consider the odds
consider the obvious.
The martyr is meaningless
the campaign has died.
In the planning stages
and the fallen faces
are the singular proof
that it was ever alive.

This purchased rebellion
has been outdated
denounced and rescinded
and left to die championless.
I begged you not to go.
I begged you  I pleaded.
Claimed you as my only hope
and watched the floor
as you retreated.

Hope has sprung a perfect dive
a perfect day, a perfect lie.
A slowly crafted monologue
conceding your defeat.

Does it comfort you to know
you fought the good fight?
Basking in your victory,
hollow and alone
to boast your bitter
bragging rights
to anyone who'll listen.
While you're left with
nothing tangible to gain
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Whatever poisons in this bottle
will leave me broken, sore and stiff
But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at,
he owes me one last wish
So here's a present to let you know I still exist
I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips

But I got a plan (I got a plan)
To drink for forty days and forty nights
A sip for every second-hand tick
And every time you fed the line,
?you mean so much to me?
I'm without you

Tell all the English boys you meet
about the American boy back in the states
The American boy you used to date
who would do anything you say
Tell all the English boys you meet
about the American boy back in the states
The American boy you used to date
who would do anything you say

And even if her plane crashes tonight
she'll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage,
or drowning at the bottom of the sea
Jess, I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you
And all this empty space that you create
does nothing for my flawless sense of style
It's 8:45 (it's 8:45), the weather is getting better by the hour (rains all the time)
I hope it rains there all the time
And if you ever said you miss me then don't say you never lied
I'm without you

Tell all the English boys you meet
about the American boy back in the states
The American boy you used to date
who would do anything you say
Tell all the English boys you meet
about the American boy back in the states
The American boy you used to date
who would do anything you say,
who would do anything you say

Never gonna get it right, you're never gonna get it [15x]

Okay no more songs about you. After this one I am done.
You're gone.[repeat untill end]

Tell all the English boys you meet
about the American boy back in the states
The American boy you used to date
who would do anything you say
Tell all the English boys you meet
about the American boy back in the states
The American boy you used to date
who would do anything you say
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Last night I swallowed liquor and a lighter
and this morning I threw up fire
But it's nothing new
I've been piecing it together and it's got something to do
with every look thrown like a knife across a crowded room
And every slow and quiet car ride I spent drinking in the backseat
Every stupid melody to every stupid song,
and every stupid word that everybody's hanging on

What difference does this difference in age make?
I know how it ends... she'll kill me quick.
Call 911, I'm already dead but
someone should be caught and held responsible
for this bloody mess

Last night I fell asleep next to a liar
and I woke up with a shiner
And it's all that I remember from a night spent lying on my back with a view
of a stone white ceiling and the back of your head
And this quiet dark bed feels like the middle of nowhere
And we beat each other up just like we always do
When I'm talking to myself I'd always rather be talking to you

What difference does this difference in age make?
I know how it ends... she'll kill me quick.
Call 911, I'm already dead but
someone should be caught and held responsible
for this bloody mess

Call homicide, take the case to court
Cause her lips taste like a loaded gun
I'm her number one chalk outline on the floor

They hung her from the bridge on Monday
The gathering turned to a mob out on the lawn
They dropped her body in the river
School and work returned to normal before long
(before long... and no one will mention any of this again)

Call 911, I'm already dead but
someone should be caught and held responsible
for this bloody mess

Call homicide, take the case to court
Cause her lips taste like a loaded gun
I'm her number one chalk outline on the floor
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I got a twenty-dollar bill
That says no one's ever seen you without makeup.
You're always made up.
And I'm sick of your tattoos
and the way you always criticize the Smiths.
and Morrissey.

And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic.
But when I say let's keep in touch,
I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
This is the first song for your mix tape.
It's short just like your temper,
But somewhat golden like the afternoons
We used to spend before you got too cool.

I got a twenty-dollar bill
that says no one's ever seen you without makeup.
You're always made up.
And I'm sick of your tattoos
And the way you don?t appreciate Brand New
And me.

And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic.
But when I say let's keep in touch,
I hope you know I mean I wish that you?d grow up
This is the first song for your mix tape
And it?s short just like your temper
But somewhat golden like the afternoons
We used to spend before you got too cool.

Yeah, but I wish you were my shadow [repeat 4x]
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So people ask my why I have a big signature and I say...
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To annoy people

Holby

#2
January 31, 2004, 10:42:57 PM
 Yeah, it's great. Good show, Shael.
I will not deleted this

Gen. Volkov

#3
January 31, 2004, 10:48:53 PM
 Ok.. is anyone getting just bit tired of these? They are a great thing.. but couldn't we do em once year? And have it be Admin appreciation day? I love all the Admins here.. and they do a great job.. but do they really need us worshipping them every month? And also.. most of them hardly ever post.. so its not they are gonna NOTICE we are doing this.. so how bout it Shael? Once a year? I'll even throwa Shael appreciation day if you do.. just kind of as a last time before the next year..
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

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wolf bite

#4
February 01, 2004, 12:24:25 AM
 Next month can be Lady Shael's day. But then we can't have SAD.  So how about LAD.  I don't think LSAD is right either. How about SLAD?

Can't someone find Boze?


Wolf Bite

[Edit. Just fixing my misspelled name....]
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Grand Master Wolf Bite
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Wolf Pack =  Klowd19, Blood Wake, Sonoras, Giggles

Holby

#5
February 01, 2004, 04:56:09 AM
Quote from: Gen. VolkovOk.. is anyone getting just bit tired of these? They are a great thing.. but couldn't we do em once year? And have it be Admin appreciation day? I love all the Admins here.. and they do a great job.. but do they really need us worshipping them every month? And also.. most of them hardly ever post.. so its not they are gonna NOTICE we are doing this.. so how bout it Shael? Once a year? I'll even throwa Shael appreciation day if you do.. just kind of as a last time before the next year..
Someone has said this before, ya know. And Vera good solution to rotate, IMO. Each admin gets there own day, and only like every 6 months or something. Coolness.
Lady Shael Day?
Or how about THLAD? It has a scientific ring to it...

How 'bout other admins? For example, we can't have WAD for Wolf.
Forum: wad? :blink:
More like WBAD. Say it out loud. "Wabad". And then that slowly disentegrates into "wabbit". And then every WBAD people will be making jokes in the form of "You wascally wabbit" and "Eeee, what's up doc?" (Always followed by gnawing on carrot sounds.) Which all results into much celebration and funness.
*Can't wait for next Appreciation Day*
I will not deleted this

Ashyra Nightwing

#6
February 01, 2004, 06:47:06 AM
 *grins* Retto is lucky.. He gets RAD..

wolf bite

#7
February 01, 2004, 09:33:58 AM
 If we give the Mods a day, then we will have GAAD, SAD, XAD, but I rather like TAD.  

I still think that for all the hard word AD did we should have a AAD.


Wolf Bite
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Grand Master Wolf Bite
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Wolf Pack =  Klowd19, Blood Wake, Sonoras, Giggles

The Lady Shael

#8
February 01, 2004, 09:37:36 AM
 *laughs at Holbs' post* That's the first post I've found truly funny on these forums in months. ^_^

Yeah, there was a topic about this last RAD, and Retto was enjoying it because Boze's was BAD, Stormy's was SAD, and his own was RAD...

Ad would get AAD, but then, so would Aus, so Aus' can be changed to GAAD, which sounds a little odd if you say it out loud. I was thinking I would get ShAD, but then Sha would too, because Stormy is already SAD. Xenocide would be XAD. o.0

[EDIT]
Gah, Wolf posted it before I did. And where's Boze?
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.

Boze (Admin)

#9
February 01, 2004, 02:40:53 PM
 I'm not dead yet!

I just... sold my two primary computers, so I'm waiting for my new one to arrive. Then... I will bring chaos back to these forums.

Thanks guys (and gals)!
That's me!

Gen. Volkov

#10
February 01, 2004, 05:34:49 PM
 The honored one finally shows up! Hi Boze! Happy Appreciation day! *Wonders if there will be an acronym that is similar to bdong, then he can do his favorite quote from Kung Pow* Give the mods a day too? How about just one? For them all.. like president's day... *Has horrified visions of a forum with nothing in it but appreciation days* I know! Lets give everyone a day! That way we can all be happy! *Just a little tiny eensiw weensie bit sarcastic there* I will go first! *Goes to start a Gen. Volkov appreciation day*
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Ashyra Nightwing

#11
February 03, 2004, 10:19:23 AM
 Yay! Happy Appreciation Day, Boze!

*appreciates*

Admin Are Gods

#12
February 03, 2004, 10:27:17 AM
 ...

I think my name speaks for itself, no?

:D  
Retto is cool. If you don't think so, then DON'T SAY ANYTHING! IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON'T SAY IT!

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